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[WDT] HAPPY HALLOWEEN [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Oct 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM.

  1. GTE

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    It's the last two sentences that make this so great.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    I'm going to say the same thing I've always said: I'm a product of my times, and in the '90s, the girls had hair.
    When you got to touch that hair (or taste it), your dick got hard. Good times.
    If i really liked a girl, I'd overlook a lot of stuff. Jungle Julia was letting her armpits go when I first met her. She was a beautiful woman, and I wanted to know her better. I had to know her. I couldn't get her out of my head.

    I don't think I'm a "pervert" for being attracted to women who are obviously of legal age.
     
  3. NatCH

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    Some of the most romantic stories begin with “can I lick those pits? I wanna get my dick hard.”
     
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    I never said you were a pervert, I just like puns.
     
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    “Hey Aetius, remember when we used to make fun of each other on this board, but everybody could dish it out and take it? Because I remember.”
     
  6. GTE

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    Nothing wrong with a little hair but it seems like you prefer a thatch of hair.
     
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    You know what they say: if you can rake ‘er, take ‘er!
     
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    "If you need a scythe, make her your wife."
     
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    Give it a twirl and make her your girl.
     
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    If your throat gets a tickle, she gets the pickle.
     
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    If you don't need to floss, she's your boss.
     
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    If she don't like to mow, she da hoe.