Oh to be young again. I got up at 6am to walk the dogs before work, this is a conversation i had with a pair of 16ish year old girls girls: nice dogs me: thanks, have a nice day girls: have a nice night
Are you offering to get @jdoogie drunk and watch him smoke your meat? I'm not judging, I just want to make sure everyone is on the same page.
I'd tune in, at least for a little while. Or until I felt too sorry for @jdoogie It's FESTIVUS. AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES. WHY DON'T THE CANS STACK?! I just wanna know why. It costs nothing. Just design your cans to stack! I have to artfully arrange the upper part of my pantry because half the cans will fucking stack and the other half slide and topple and my toes hurt make it staaaahp.
Grievances, you say? I have a lot of problems with Costco customers. And you people are going to hear about it. How can you have this great store, with great employees and their great business model with these great wide aisles you could drive an an SUV down… how the fuck do you still block an entire shopping aisle with one cart? GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND MOVE YOUR FAT ASS, BITCH. You are achieving the impossible and I couldn’t be more infuriated.
Sigh. I just googled it. It does cost something to design a lip that stacks. Whatever. Make it a law. I'll pay the extra $.05 a can. Now I am curious how much it actually costs at scale. ***ONLY STACKABLE CANS 2025***
Not the weirdest proposition I've been presented with regarding someone else's meat. If women can get paid for showing b-hole on the internet, why can't I get paid for smoking another man's meat?
Happy Holidays everyone! Everything is coming together for the big move to Australia. House is sold, dogs are all set to get shipped over and we are enjoying the last couple weeks in the US by doing some day trips around the Northeast and then down to NYC for a little weekend trip. We were hoping to get out of the country before winter hit, but sadly it's fucking cold in NY and I'm glad I'll almost never have to deal with below freezing temps ever again. Once we arrive, we are going to take a month or so to jet around the Sydney area and then we are going to settle on where we are going to live and where we are going to start our restaurant empire. Beyond excited to get started even though it's going to be a bit crazy to be going so hard into a bunch of multi-year projects after just finishing a gigantic multi-year project. In closing, I can't believe we lucked into getting the fuck out of the US before Trump takes office. We wouldn't really be affected by anything, but I can confidently say the country I grew up in is pretty much non-existent and it's a shame things have gotten as bad as they are right now. I can only hope moving to somewhere adjacent, but not even close to as fucked up will be super refreshing.
Are Christmas and Thanksgiving the least sexy holidays? Who is able to muster the energy to bang after all the cooking, and who doesn’t feel like a sack of potatoes trying to climb on their partners?
Sure glad our postal strike is over. Zero important mail delivered, but at least my mailbox is once again full of junk mail. That I can’t opt out of. I hate our postal service.