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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Arctic_Scrap

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    Yeah it's fucking frustrating, right when you think you got it, you don't.
     
    #5041 Arctic_Scrap, Jan 10, 2011
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  3. tempest

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    Work tried to tell me the other day that if they called a "Code White" that they could make me come in 24 hours early. Not to work, mind you, but just to make sure that I'd be there for my scheduled shift. In a polite manner, I told them no fucking way. I can easily drive in 3 inches of snow. So far my facility hasn't called one, but a nearby hospital has. What a joke.

    Good luck with that wine.
     
    #5043 tempest, Jan 10, 2011
  4. Tuesday

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    so i'm totally crapulous right now... haha. stumbled upon this site while trying to come up with names for our beer pong tournament superbowl weekend. on that note, go Steelers!
     
    #5044 Tuesday, Jan 10, 2011
  5. Sleeves

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    Ya know, I realized something today. I feel really bad for midgets. Now here I am, a normal 19 year old that has yet to hit that last final hurrah growth spurt (hopefully) I'm 5'3. I think it sucks because I cant dunk and if I was another 6 or 7 inches taller I know I would be able to. I think it sucks because i'm a runner and have short stubbly legs. I think it sucks because no matter what i'm always the "cute kid" because i'm short and look young. Man, it must suck to be a midget and know that no matter what your still gonna be little. At least I have some hope.
     
    #5045 Sleeves, Jan 10, 2011
  6. RCGT

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    I had that moment about 6 years ago. Took me 10 whole minutes to stop giving a fuck.
     
    #5046 RCGT, Jan 10, 2011
  7. Sleeves

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    Yeah your right, i'm pretty much over it.. Just kinda gets to me that my brother who's 15 and clearly the most unhealthy out of the three of us has got me by like 4-5 inches.
    And when I say clearly I mean it. He sits on his ass and has just played video games since he was like 9..I've played sports my whole life, not that playing sports is a deciding factor on how tall your going to grow, but just basic general health and exercise

    Anyways, start my new job tomorrow...Going to be baking the shit out of so many muffins and I get to work with a few smokin hot babes
     
    #5047 Sleeves, Jan 10, 2011
  8. Rob4Broncos

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    So I came across the Youtube channel of that kid who shot that Congresswoman. I figured he might have had some kind of clear motive, but it's apparent that he was just as batshit insane as that VaTech asian kid: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10</a>

    Quackier than a flock of ducks.
     
    #5048 Rob4Broncos, Jan 10, 2011
  9. Nettdata

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    This is fucking hot.



    I mean seriously... look at those IPSC courses!!! Sick.
     
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    So this girl is hot, funny, smart and is really into me. No way this ends well for me.
     
    #5050 hotwheelz, Jan 10, 2011
  11. Nettdata

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    Don't pull a Durbanite, dude.

    Be confident, and witty, and charming, and did I say confident?, and it'll work.

    If you go in like a wet blanket, well, who wants to hang with a wet blanket?
     
    #5051 Nettdata, Jan 10, 2011
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    I'm not pulling an anything. I'm just skeptical that we'll actually get to meet. And these things never materialize for me.
     
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    I just saw the trailer for that stupid-looking Fuck Buddy film with Natalie Portman and Kelso. Is THIS all it takes to become a Hollywood-level screenwriter nowadays? How fucking pathetic is that? I'd better get started on script, because with its plot that you can play entirely in your head from watching five seconds of the preview to the fourth-rate "Sidekick wisecracks" that would get you kicked off this message board for being such a loser that just seem to engulf these films, who the fuck couldn't be making high six-digits writing dried up dog shit like this movie?
     
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  14. tempest

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    God damn. I wish I had started drinking and watching "How Not to Live Your Life" earlier.

    Now I'm drunk, laughing my ass off and looking at the clock.







    Maybe just one more episode.....
    and beer.
     
    #5054 tempest, Jan 10, 2011
  15. The Village Idiot

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    Dating a woman never ends well in the long run. If I didn't like tits and ass so much, I would have gone to New Orleans and earned myself 16k long ago.
     
    #5055 The Village Idiot, Jan 10, 2011
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    SNOW DAY! FUCK YEAH!!

    All 2 inches shut North Carolina down. Effing awesome.
     
    #5056 twopy, Jan 10, 2011
  17. Blue Dog

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    Well, I think that does it- for real this time.

    Wow... 353 pages... Yall are going to have to work extra hard for next year's prize.

    But until then, see you in December.
     
    #5057 Blue Dog, Jan 10, 2011
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