bewildered

I have it on good authority that KC only had wins this season due to ref calls

Didn't you have a birthday cake unceremoniously destroyed in front of you? You should know there are a lot of things you can do with a cake.

Fine, you can have it, but you can't eat it.

Dying first from a blocked carotid. #winning

Paging @toytoy88

I thought she was gonna love us long time. I am so disappointed.

@graybeard I got a chainsaw before the grinder. NOW WHAT

I get really excited when I spell diarrhea or rhythm correct the first time.

This is abneretta. She won't let ya down.

@Rush-O-Matic favors aren't going to get you shit around here

@Woodsyde You're in my seat. Thanks for keeping it warm for me.

How about some duck mayonnaise?

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Step 1: Get rid of ducks. Homesteading over. Life no longer fucked.

Saw the period blow this morning, was not excited or impressed.

You could'a yesterday. I think the Korean style spicy cabbage soup did it to me that time. I might lay off the cabbage for awhile.

I just made some delicious burger patties. Sorry, you didn't RSVP, not enough for you....sucka!!