dixiebandit69

Bake him away, toys.

"Attention: The gift shop is out of 'Bort' license plates."

Here's your problem: someone set this doll to "evil."

Because if there's one thing cakes aren't for, it's eating.

I don't think so; if it was long enough to do that, it would be a coat, not a jacket.

Dixie, I just wanted to send my condolences to you and little bandit. I could wax poetic about loss and better places but you've heard that before, don't need to hear it again from a stranger. I'm sorry, it's tough, hang in there. Keep your head up hoss