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¡Viva La Drunk Thread! 4/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 13, 2012.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Went to McDonald's and read more Voltaire again. Saw a guy with a "WOLVEN ANCESTRY" shirt. Does it still count as a wolf shirt?
     
    #81 ghettoastronaut, Apr 14, 2012
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    So I think I am going to make the leap and get an Iphone in the near future. Im on a Verizon family plan. Has anyone dealt with switching to the Iphone with Verizon? Are there any good deals or offers I should look for? I have an old Itouch which I want to replace with the Iphone. I know Apple gives credit for trade ins do they make deals for Iphones like this? I mean Im sure theyll give me five bucks for it but I don't need it anymore.


    Im off to get hammered at a spring football game. Holla.
     
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    I went from a droid 1 to the iPhone last year and I had no problems switching over. The only issue I found was that my contacts didn't transfer over. I was concerned that would happen before I made the switch, so I copied all my contacts to my computer before I changed phones, then copied them over after.

    Besides that, it was smooth sailing. And there were never deals on iPhones that I knew of.
     
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    What should I give my man for his period? He's being grumpy and it's annoying me.
     
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    Four blow jobs a day is the recommended dose for guys in his situation.
     
    #85 Kubla Kahn, Apr 14, 2012
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    He doesn't seem interested...I'm the one bleeding and offering up blow jobs and he's the one pouting and being rude.



    *Nothing to get riled up about, just not himself.
     
    #86 PIMPTRESS, Apr 14, 2012
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    Jesus, Pujols is good.
     
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    You mean poo-holes. And that's only because he is a robot.


    My favorite SportsCenter commercial though is still


    Jack, did you watch the game?
     
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  9. Gravy

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    Kristen Stewart with positive emotion is a sight to see.

    [​IMG]
     
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    What a day. I intended to buy tiles, but apparently they weren't in stock so now they've been ordered, the rest of the materials have been purchased in anticipation, and many dollars have been spent.

    Now I'm doing my taxes in my underwear. Don't ever let anyone say that I don't live a glamorous life.
     
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    I went with a lady friend to a bar where they were having a fund raiser for a firefighter who passed away. A fun night of shots ensued, followed by her seeing a friend she hadn't seen for a while, chatting her up, and convincing her to come back with us to my place because I had a bottle of Baileys we needed help polishing off. Today? I'm in my boxers watching Chrono Crusade and later on I will be ordering a pizza and staying in to watch the third season of NASL. Good times all around.

    Oh yeah, in other news, fuck the elephants in Concrete Man's stage on Megaman 9. Seriously. Fuck them sideways with a lunchbox.
     
    #91 FreeCorps, Apr 14, 2012
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    EZ form?
     
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    Damn I want the President to read me a story. That looks fun as hell.
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    #93 Juice, Apr 14, 2012
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    "Then the fiscal conservative... ASKED FOR HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE RAAAAAWWWRR!"


    Side note edit: Awesome photographs from storm chasers.
     
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    Turbo Tax. Thank god for the boyfriend's generosity. Otherwise I'd be sooooo boned.
     
    #95 Angel_1756, Apr 14, 2012
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    In honour of my pain, I give you an old familiar tune (to Canadians)...
     
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    Blinding foot pain out of nowhere...Shatnerian in intensity...fuck you body
     
    #97 FreeCorps, Apr 14, 2012
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    Please don't vote. There's a MONSTER at the end of this election!
     
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    Not pictured: John Boehner off to the side, weeping uncontrollably.
     
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    My penis is so confused right now
     
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