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¡Viva La Drunk Thread! 4/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 13, 2012.

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    What is there to hate?
     
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    Just call me Topher

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    I am now haunted after looking at that FUCK YOU for making me curious.

    A cold disgust grips at me like a frozen skeletal hand. Darkness....darkness all around me...
     
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    I'm not brave enough to triple check, but I think she was drinking Crown Royal too.

    It's like I posted the opposite of your spirit animal.
     
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    Some of their training methodology drives me up the wall. I have to admit though, they do get "fit" and women enjoy the workouts which do wonders, so great. I've actually dated some girls that do it, and it's always fun, although the couple of times they somehow convince me to go to their WOD or what the fuck ever it ends in my palpable disdain. No I would prefer to not do these cleans for a minute straight. Don't be stupid.
    Speaking of things that annoy me, I'm listening to a Starcraft tournament in the background (surprise) and one of the casters is british. One of the players' handle is EG.Puma, and he keeps pronouncing it pyu-ma. For some reason it's making me want to kick a kitten.
     
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    See, I never understood this as a country-specific thing. I grew up in PA. I pronounce it "pyu-ma." I grew up near an emu farm, and I pronounce it "e-myu." I got shit for it in college, and the dictionary shows both as acceptable, and so I'm not gonna change my ways.
     
    #125 NatCH, Apr 15, 2012
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    ICANT STOP THIS FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN'!

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    Woo!
     
    #126 Blue Dog, Apr 15, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Lasting the whole day in five inch heels with nary a stumble and then wiping out and falling backwards down stairs within five minutes of meeting up with my ex- boyfriend because that's how I roll.
     
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    I hope that's the first time your ex-boyfriend sent you down a flight of stairs.
     
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    Welp, I literally have zero dollars in the bank. I guess I should see about getting a job or something.

     

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    I refuse to have sex with a woman that could kick my ass.

    This is probably why I'm still a virgin.
     
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    So, that would mean that you would say "pass" on this:

    [​IMG]

    ....mmmmm'kay. You are what I like to call a crazy person.
     
    #131 Crown Royal, Apr 15, 2012
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    She commit to have sex with him, but then leave him before anything happened to film a movie.
     
    #132 SMUGolfer, Apr 15, 2012
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    Did you have a gas pump shut off when you hit $0? That's the worst.
     
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    Is it weird that I'm not that attracted to Gina Carano? Like, I definitely would, but I wouldn't go out of my way for her.
     
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    That happens? It just turns off at $0 like a gift card?
     
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    I think you and Parker should form a "hipstery taste in women" group. And I'm not even going to mention the secondary association.
     
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    I don't know if it differs by gas station, or bank, or what, but yes. (Actually, mine shut off at exactly $1, but close enough.)
     
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    That's you changing your mind.
     

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    Very nice ass for sure, still a yes, still doesn't do much in particular for me.
     
    #139 Nom Chompsky, Apr 15, 2012
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    Hahaha!
     
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