Shegirl couldnt re-up the WDT since she is off celebrating her birthday. Lets all leave her some nice birthday messages. Today is.... National Name Your Car Day National Custodial Workers Recognition Day National Fried Scallops Day National Manufacturing Day World Smile Day Thats a group of weird ones, considering yesterday was National Homemade Cookies Day.
So I should name my car after my favorite janitor, then construct a fryer for some scallops while smiling?
Or, you could get your smiling janitor to fry you some scallops and give him or her the honor of naming your car.
I named my car The Shitbox based on the fact it has the sex appeal of a cinder block that attracts angry wasps.
Made some awesome grilled scallops last night with a white wine and garlic cream sauce. Sauce: - melt butter in sauce pan - add minced garlic - add half a bottle of white wine and reduce - add 1 pint whipping cream - to taste toss in oregano, fresh ground pepper, thyme, and bay leaves - bring it to a boil then let it simmer while you do the scallops Scallops: cover liberally in old bay seasoning, then sear on grill 3 minutes each side Not fried, but close enough. Taste like what an orgasm feels like.
I could not agree more. Wear something people will focus on and you can throw away. In another news, I'm now hungry as fuck for scallops.
I love how the SJW circles are outraged at the concept of a Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes being popular for this year, but Jenner herself* finds them hilarious.
Apparently my company is hosting some sort of fashion event. I just went downstairs and our lobby is crowded with long legged models wearing skimpy little outfits. Dancing. Hundreds of them. It's almost to much for an old man to take.