Random thoughts: I saw my first Christmas commercial of the year last night. Halloween isn't even here yet. And poor Thanksgiving (my favorite holiday) just gets lost in the mix and swallowed up by Christmas. It's so unfair. We really need to get a dog. It's been way too long. I find myself thinking about it almost daily now which tells me the time has come. I have a baby headache. More annoying than anything else. I may suck, but it's in a good way. And lastly, Juice is a douchebag.
This YouTube fuckcake Joey Salads has his whole world falling around him and I can't stop laughing. Fake-ass professional victim, you did it to yourself.
My brothers close friend, the woman who inspired the women in tutu's crazy, her tumor has grown back and is inoperable.. I'm shaking with fear. I've seen too many young people with cancer. Dam
While getting dressed this morning, I see a black widow spider in a newly formed web in between my two work shoes. Before I smashed it to smithereens, I posted a picture of it to FB, because that's what you do when scary shit like that happens. Amidst the normal "time to move" & "kill it with fire" comments, there were several people who honestly wanted it so they could make it into a pet. Da fuq?
They are weirdly popular as small terrarium pets or planted terrarium additions. I will admit, the big females are pretty scary for a web-living spider. My friend had these big ground-dwelling, scary-looking but more or less harmless spiders that would travel in mother and father pairs while carrying their kids on their backs and one day she had a treat as her mom killed in anger a big female and the babies began to evacuate en masse while the dad spider was running around and dodging trying to save all of his babies. Just a litany of profanity, scurrying spiders everywhere. I get big grass spiders and I just watch them go about their day in my house and sometimes catch them and let them outside
Homeless people are never important. I'm counting the days until the first snowstorm in Boston so the snow plows can push them them all into the harbor. Until then, shegirl can feast on an all-you-can eat hobo butt-fett.
I'm waiting for the first snow day to see how many Somali's keep trolling the campus late at night. Offensive sure, a bit of truth to it, yea. Minneapolis has a very substantial Somali community, and while they contribute to the culture of the city, there are also some integration problems that are evident.