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11/4/2016 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 4, 2016.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Monday is the premier of Snoop and Martha's cooking show on VH1. I've had it on my calendar and am oddly excited about it. I saw the spot they did on Ellen a while back and liked what I saw. I haven't watched anything on VH1 in ages. It'll be like a flashback.

    I really have no focus. I'm tired. It's Friday and I'm anxiously waiting on the mail carrier to bring me a fat check. COME ON ALREADY.
     
    #1 shegirl, Nov 4, 2016
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    Forget fat checks. I had a client come in first thing this morning and pay their $1,000.00 bill using hundreds. Now I am strangely not motivated to work and very motivated to find a nice strip bar.
     
    #2 Puffman, Nov 4, 2016
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    Nothing like sitting in a field outside cell phone reception all day long with a high powered rifle and deer tag to melt away workplace frustrations. This weekend needs to arrive already.

    I have a buddy who is deer hunting for the first time, we'll see how patient he really is. Not sure what fucked up 'initiation rites' I can get him to fall for either.
     
    #3 katokoch, Nov 4, 2016
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    Deer heart. He has to take a bite out of the heart of the first deer he kills.
     
    #4 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 4, 2016
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    Uhh I do that with the heart and liver every time and Ive killed dozens of deer. Man up, it's primal.
     
    #5 Kubla Kahn, Nov 4, 2016
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    It's my birthday.

    I got real lazy and grew a beard. It's all white.

    Fuck this getting old shit.
     
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    What about dipping two fingers into the animals blood and wiping it across his cheeks, seen that a lot in the movies.
     
    #7 toddamus, Nov 4, 2016
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    Nah, you've gotta give him the Lion King treatment.

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    #8 jdoogie, Nov 4, 2016
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    Happy birthday redneck Santa
     
    #9 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 4, 2016
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    It's been awhile since I've seen that movie. What's that hand doing there? Is that a variation on the Dirty Sanchez?
     
    #10 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 4, 2016
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    If I recall correctly, it's rubbing the mom's placenta on it's forehead to mark it's territory, kinda like how you rub your dogs nose when it poops on the carpet. Or something like that. Where's Canis, this is something that he does pretty much every weekend I'm assuming.
     
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    Which one? The poop or the placenta? Because, why does he still have his mom's placenta?
     
    #12 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 4, 2016
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    I really need a secretary, I'm getting sick of responding to pointless emails.I'd like to pay someone to do that for me.
     
    #13 toddamus, Nov 4, 2016
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    I just don't respond to emails ever. It does wonders for me.
     
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    Fuck his first deer. "Don't worry, we all did it...it'sa right of passage.". Take video. Profit.
     
    #15 Nettdata, Nov 4, 2016
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    Hey the first two rules of NecroFuckingDeerfor theLulz club is you never mention it!
     
    #16 Kubla Kahn, Nov 4, 2016
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    Quick, drunk thread! I need good Manhattan recipes, specifically what types of whiskey is best (rye, bourbon etc.) and if the types of bitters matter.

    EXCELSIOR!

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    #17 dieformetal, Nov 4, 2016
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    Do the science yourself and report back. Win win.
     
    #18 Nettdata, Nov 4, 2016
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    Rye and angostura it is then!

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    #19 dieformetal, Nov 4, 2016
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    I am so incredibly excited about this. It'll be the only good thing that's happened in the entire world this whole year. I have a semi-obsession with Martha Stewart that started as an inside joke with myself but somewhere along the way became VERY real and her friendship with Snoop brings me so much joy.
     
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