Sunday is Washingtons Birthday. His wife was kind of a hottie. I got a new phone last weekend. I'm sure I'll have mastered it by oh, 2020 or so.
I was going to try and post a Far Side caveman phone cartoon, but couldn't find one. But, Google gave me these: Spoiler Spoiler What the heck is Lawrence Supplements, and what does that have to do with it? Well, that would explain why she needs the new phone. I'm assuming you leave it on vibrate for that?
If it makes you feel any better I had the same Nokia candybar for a solid 11 years. Over Christmas I was *gifted* an I-phone because there was no way in hell I'd buy a smartphone for myself. So far I have used it to make indecipherable texts and take naked pictures of myself and a photo of a steak. It was a really good steak.
This was by far the worst day I've had at this piece of shit job. I was giving up alcohol for Lent. That's off. I bought a bottle of wine and I'm about 99.99% sure it's gonna be gone in 2 hours. Yoga's gonna be fun/awful tomorrow morning.
SG just traded in her pager. The colored one where you can see inside. We're trying to introduce her to the trends.