Sharknado was everything I hoped it would be and more. Stopping tornados by throwing propane tanks into them, the guy from 90210 getting swallowed whole and then chainsawing his way out of a shark, and a reaffirmation of my belief that Tara Reid is the worst piece of shit actress in the history of acting.
Odd, I don't see why they didn't allow that animation during the trial. Also, I'm am assuming everyone is watching this tonight. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=iwsqFR5bh6Q[/youtube] Kevin's dad from Home Alone in his finest role. There was an old bit that Johnny Carson did, about the best way to avoid a shark attack was to never leave Kansas City. Guess he was wrong. Edit: Hmmm, youtube not working? I blame NitWit. Also, crap, was Sharknado last night?!
I thought this was pretty cool. <a class="postlink" href="http://jakemandell.com/amvi/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://jakemandell.com/amvi/</a> I got 90% overall: Pitch discrimination: 88.4% Musical memory: 89.5% Contour discrimination: 89.2% Attention: 89.2% Musical/visual abstraction: 86.4%
I took tomorrow off work. I'll be celebrating at a close friend's housewarming party that I expect to be full of drunk girls.
Starting tomorrow I will be stuck in a house with my girlfriend, my 2 year old daughter, my mother, stepfather, sister, step-sister, brother-in-law and my 7 year old niece for a whole week for "vacation". I don't know if there's enough alcohol in North Carolina to be able to suffer through this.
Vacation aint what it use to be. When you're a kid getting the family together is fun. When you're older than 12 getting the family together means awkward tension and old battles popping up. Enjoy the vacation. Genuinely, would anyone here choose to spend a vacation of their choice with their entire family? For me, my idea vacation is my dad, my twin, and myself, thats it. No sister, no older brother, no inlaws.
I find it odd that I get shit for buying nice underwear, how many pair do you people have? Although I found this rep from Angel pretty funny "$200 on underwear. Also known as one good bra and a pair of panties that some drunk fool is going to try to rip off your body one night after the bar. Psht. " and a bit sad because spending that kind of money on bras is reason number 5483 that I am glad I was born with a dick.
Oh, yes. With previews for next Thursday's craptacular Blast Vegas starring Barry Bostwick and Malcom in the Middle.
My parents explained to me a long time ago that you can pick and chose who you love and that being a member of the same lineage does not mean you owe people jack squat. As a result the only family I'm close to is my parents and my brother. I don't feel obliged to do things with the rest of them like large scale vacations (or think about them in general). I do go on vacations like this with ten or so of my friends several times a year. It tends to be way more fun to spend time with people that have similar interests.
How long before Pat Roberts releases his latest propaganda film called "Queernado" talking about how the growing threat of the gay movement is going to destroy all of us? Don't get "sucked up" by these abominations of SIN.
I can be a real asshole. While helping some of the nurses at work this week, my partner and I were forced to listen to one of them recite everything they were going to shove in the maw they call a mouth. I lost it at the almond milk. I told here that she must be mistaken because almonds aren't mammals and therefore cannot be milked. I was met with a dead stare. Next up was her coconut greek yogurt, to which I responded "they don't grow coconuts in Greece, because if they did, I am sure that would help solve their economic troubles". Again, dead blank stare. It is at this point my partner asked if she had any Icelandic Pineapple in her lunch. I told him she did, but wouldn't be eating it until she was done with her volcanic rock grown baked potato. My partner and I lost it, at which point she left the room in a huff. Oh well, at least we found each other funny.