My week vacation was awesome. We didn't go anywhere since we still have some fence and gate work to complete before puppytime arrives. I will say that by the end togetherness was a bit overrated. FOCUS: What is your "Too much of a good thing"? Excluding the obvious being booze. And: Hot chicks with puppies! And puppies.
I think what hurt that most was watching that nice bike go down. What did it ever do to those girls to deserve that?
My soon to be 2 year old is obsessed with Justin Timberlake, specifically "I can't stop the feeling". It's been on loop, for 3 hours. I've been drinking that long too.
I was talking about this with some friends earlier, and a friend said that once she was in a McDonald's and there was this family with a couple unruly children sitting near her and the mom kept talking to this little boy saying "Are you sure you don't have to go to the bathroom? Are you sure? I think I smell something. I think you might need to go." And finally he climbs up on the table, whirls around, pulls down his pants, spreads his cheeks to show his mom (and my friend sitting near them, and everyone in the general vicinity) his buttthole and yells "SEE MOM?! IT'S JUST FARTS!"
That was like 50 hilarious clips and one clip of some douchebags rolling coal just to be assholes (although there really isn't any other reason anyone rolls coal).
I'm going to change my name in my wife's phone to autocorrect to "BasketOfSexy" now. I also give trump two days to retweet that.
I watched both of his videos and I couldn't tell if he was serious or if this was a put on (Putin?) According to his twitter he considers himself a "right wing rapper."
If anyone ordered the UFC fight tonight, the main title fight was cancelled in case you needed a reason to cancel your ppv order.
I just got back in from going to get something to eat. It's 115. This is like the 15th day of 110+ we've had this year, normal is 8 for the year. Thankfully it's supposed to cool off tomorrow. 108 sounds downright pleasant right now. It's also monsoon season, so at any moment it may dump an inch or so of rain on us in 10 minutes and add humidity and flooding to our misery.
Sounds like prime weather in which to sweat-stain your mattress. That whole situation is just fucking weird, by the way.
Focus: My thing is boobs. Mine are exploding out of my recently-bought DD bras. Normally this would be great, but it's not. It just feels painful and gross.
Just saw Baby Driver on the recommendation of this board. I normally hate movies, especially going to theaters (even the ones that serve delicious IPAs) and the fact I loved this movie is astounding.