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8/15/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 15, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    today is:

    national relaxation day: oddly enough i tried to unwind last night after an absolute shit day at work. i finally sit down with my beverage, i get about half way through the second quater of the bears v jags game last night and my motherfucking cable/tv/wtfever went out.

    national lemon meringue pie day: take off the meringue and i'm good to go. i might as well just stick with the hostess lemon pie. same diff.
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  2. Flat_Rate

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    everybody hates meringue, why the fuck even put it on there.


    have a job interview today, again, here is hoping i have a few backers on the panel, damn politics at this level just to get a lead hand job is ridiculous.
     
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    this should help everyone relax a bit

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    what's the difference between a lead hand job and say, an iron or aluminum hand job? i don't think i've ever experienced any of those.
     
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    good luck on becoming the go-to guy for hand jobs.

    right on. i had a crazy neighbor that thought i wanted to trespass on her property all the time apparently, so she constructed a fence to keep me out:

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    and then hung a no trespassing sign on it. now i'm not a tall girl, but i could scale that bitch like nobody's business.
     
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    but i don't have any cigarettes. other ideas?
     
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    guess who got fired today? this guy.

    guess who spent all day reading comic books? this guy.

    guess who had awesome pity curry from an indian roommate with a lisp? thish guy.

    now i have nothing to do all weekend except binge-watch stand up comedy on netflix, finish a book or two and lift weights like i've got the power of grayskull.
     
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    well i would say get laid, but i know how thats a problem for you sometimes...i kid funball, i kid.

    maybe this will cheer you up. i hear flowers relax people too

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    just dropped otto off at the vet for boarding for a week. then, i'm flying back home to my parents in florida. and then on sunday we are going to spend four days in sanibel island. by lunch time on sunday i will be sunbathing by the gulf of mexico and soaking nicely in the red tide.

    happy relaxation day everybody.
     
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    exactly. gasoline is very volatile, so much of it will evaporate before it has time to kill the grass. diesel fuel is a much better option.

    when i was in high school a long time ago, our chemistry teacher gave us the idea to fertilize our grad year in the school yard. he said it was perfect because it's not harming the grass, so it can't be considered vandalism. one night three of us got together and did just that. it wasn't that hard to make uniform numbers, especially considering they were the same two digits. it worked beautifully and we smiled every day walking into school all spring.
     
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    no, it'll kill the grass on contact, plus it's a petroleum product, so even a light mist will keep grass from growing back.

    plain old roundup is by far one of the safest and most environmentally friendly ways to kill your neighbor's grass. but i still like the idea of fertilizer better.
     
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    gasoline will kill the grass in an instant, it just won't look dead for a few days. that's why you always gas up your mower on the driveway or sidewalk.

    gasoline and especially diesel stink and might be a giveaway. and everybody knows the best fertilizer is blood of the town adults. the only way to appease he who walks behind the rows.
     
  14. shegirl

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    can we move on yet? ok thanks.
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    okay. damn i miss brazil now.

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    Like riding a bike

    that has to be the most sfw katee owen video i have ever seen.
     
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    Re: Like riding a bike

    there is a longer version of that one out there, i am just at work or else i would try and find it.
     
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    Re: Like riding a bike

    i'll bet a dollar that her bikini top eventually comes off.
     
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    yep.

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    i love the ending. suddenly... bam! titty in yo face!

    leaving the office on a friday afternoon:

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