Today is National...: Talk Like a Pirate Day Cheeseburger Day POW/MIA Recognition Day Butterscotch Pudding Day Tradesman Day Due to surgery I'm out of here for a while starting next Wednesday. Another Mod will pick up the WDT'S. Be good peoples.
I feel like whoever is in charge of that had a bit of an oversight making it the same day as Butterscotch Pudding Day.
This is my backyard right now. Tomorrow we dine on the flesh of oh so many animals. And it shall be good.
Me heart-y Arrrr, ha ha, that's so silly - SCREECH! Yeah, bitches. Talk like a Pirate at Krispy Kreme today and get a free doughnut. Go into KK dressed like a Pirate? Get a free DOZEN doughnuts. ARRRRR!
I don't whether to cry for the future or oggle her assets, there. Thank god someone might find her attractive there's no way she's getting anywhere without someone holding her hand. edit: Not sure if it is parody, though. Poe's Law might be in play, here.
Meet the world's hottest lowlife. This girl is charged with 42 break-and-enters (114 charges in total) in Quebec. She corrupted three teens to help her as well: A thief is a thief, and they all suck. Enjoy the bull dykes in jail waiting to wear you like a sock.
Yea, if you take away the fake tits and the cut body, she's just another average looking person... But still, dam, I imagine she didn't have to try very hard to steal things I imagine the corrupting part was pretty fun for the teens. Hope they do well in prison.
Speaking of Canadian B&E kings, the new season of Trailer Park Boys is awesome. I binged the first 7 seasons a few years back. The formula for the show felt so tired I was glad they stopped making them. Then a few years later, same formula. Fucking awesome again. Great Big Dirty MILKERS! It's a god damn WHORE A GEDDON over here!