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9/19/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 18, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    I'll speak on behalf of all of us when I offer our condolences to Nett and his family for the loss of his Father. Safe travels my friend.

    I have a headache so I'm unable to focus. heh

    Free for all I guess.
     
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    Nett, I'm sure your father is extremely proud of you. I'm so sorry for your loss, and safe travels.

    In regards to headaches, I've heard that sex helps cure them. Or at least that's what I tell my wife. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I'd say that's good enough to consider it an effective remedy.
     
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    So wait, you want SG to have sex with your wife to cure her headache? Some of you people do get a bit too close on here...
     
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    Actually it's the orgasm part of the sex that opens up the sinuses and helps relieve tension in the headaches.

    Shegirl should remember that from the headache removal video a certain board member sent her.
     
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    So that explains why it doesn't work for your wife. Got it.
     
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    Doesn't have to work for her, as long as it works for me.

    Anyway your mom was pretty headache free last night.
     
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    If you met my mother, you'd realize that wasn't something to be bragging about.

    Anyways, Nett, again sorry for you loss. I tried to come up with some poignant quite about weathering the storm, or how things will get better with time, but really, I'll tell you the one thing I wish someone had told me when I was in your situation. It'll suck. For a long time. And just randomly something will trigger some weird innate sadness in you that you either can't or don't want to explain to people. But what you need to do in those situations is just remember the good times and take solace in the fact that you got to spend as much time with him as you did.
     
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    I am bummed out because I thought I was going to tag along on my husband's business trip to Germany, and had made arrangements for stuff and were just waiting to book the tickets, and then his coworker who was the lead on the trip decided to switch dates....to dates that don't at all work for me. So no trip to Germany.

    It is National Cheeseburger Day and I am going to console myself tonight with what is considered the best burger in town.
     
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    Thanks for all the kind words, everyone... appreciated.

    Stuck in an airport for a 3 hour layover, but the old man would have enjoyed the flight into Calgary.

    He was a pilot for most of his life, fighting forest fires as a water bomber, as well as an all-round bush pilot in the NWT and Arctic.

    On my flight into Calgary, a medical emergency was declared just after take off in Kelowna. Cue the "any doctors on board?" announcement, and a dude doing "medical stuff" on an old chick laying in the aisle.

    Needless to say that passenger jet transmogrified into an F-18 and we went full throttle and did the most insanely fast and aggressive straight-in approach to Calgary that I've ever heard of, never mind experienced. The whole cabin was wide-eyed and silent.

    It was fucking awesome.
     
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    Damn, sorry Nett. That's the worst.
     
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    So...my Twitter account just hit 50K followers. Should I start some sort of horrible internet rumor?

    All those people ought to be good for some sort of funny purpose.
     
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    Ahmed's clock was not on daylight saving's time.
     
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    I heard that if you start "Dark Side of the Moon" at the right time during The Wizard of Oz, Texas Cops give you a no-knock when "Time" comes on.
     
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    Ontario will finally allow some beer sales in grocery stores. Way to finally march bravely into the 1920's.
     
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    Sorry to hear about your father Nett. No doubt his memory will be honored the best way it can by you and the family.

    To switch gears to a lighter topic. Just got done watching the newest South Park episode in regards to the current PC and SJW situation. Oh boy. It's pure gold, no matter where you stand in the conversation.
     
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    Way too many months ago I stopped clean turkey drinking alcohol on my son's first birthday. It sucked a lot at first, and I was terrified of deigning to the realm of non-alcoholics (I drank beer because I loved the taste; the buzz was just a bonus). The way I figured, non-alcoholic beer was just like decaff coffee -- if it doesn't have caffeine or alcohol, what's the point? I also assumed my options were limited to the barf juice that is O'Douls and the one time I saw a St. Pauli NA that a liquor store must have ordered by accident.

    I have been mistaken.

    Did you know that the white trash "beer" known as Busch comes in a non-alcoholic version and, unlike it's potent brethren, it shockingly does not taste like horse piss? Turns out there are actually brews that are only made as n.a., instead of just the n.a. version of popular microbrews. Also, guinness makes an n.a. Don't get me wrong, I'd still much prefer a "real" beer (that was part of my problem), but of the non-alcoholic's I've tried so far, there's a few that are right up there taste-wise with the "real" beers.

    Of the ones on this list, I've tried the Miller Sharp's (good if you like Miller), Beck's (ok), both O'Douls (the Amber is good, the green bottle one expectedly bad), Bitburger (delicious), St. Pauli (no, just no), Paulaner (refreshing), Buckler (good beer for people who don't like the taste of beer), Kaliber (made by Guinness; awesome, just awesome), Clausthaler (great, but not as great as Kaliber).
     
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    Sorry to hear about your dad Nett. Sucks losing a parent.








    Yeah that South Park was right back in classic SP form. I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard during Cartman's dream of being Brady/belichick/Roger Goodell.
     
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    I think despite the show's intentional immaturity it did a great job of doing what I have been longing for: turning society against SJW and their faggotry-wielding white knight cheerleaders. This forceful "I have the moral high ground so I'm always right" bullshit needs to get Super-AIDS and die horribly.

    But you can't convince the SJW community of that. Despite the overwhelming contempt they've been on the receiving end of in the past couple years, they still keep pushing: more censorship. More Internet lynch mobs. More crying and self back-patting while demanding to have it both ways.

    Who would have thought South Park could produce such pussytears in grown adults? The general SJW reaction is their typically ignorant "You can't make fun of us, we're the GOOD guys!" whine. Parker and Stone nailed it, and how it got the fake-outrage folks to show their true colours is fucking hilarious....

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    ...put these fucks on blast, KEEP them on blast.
     
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    Just ignore them. That is a fate worse than death for them.
     
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