A bit ago, we did a thread on things we wouldn't do in bed. We have some pretty creative, and freaky, people on here, so let's fuse the two. Focus: Write your own porn scene. Are you the star? The plucky relief? Who's in it? Set the scene, take us to the action, and let your freak flag fly...
My favorite porn scene is the one where I'm the pizza delivery guy, I show up at a hot woman's house, and she says "Let's... bump.
What if your porn scene is real?? Not that I would have one that just happened Monday, but I have a friend...