We haven't had a good caption contest around here for a while. Have at it. I'll go first: "Ma'am, if you want to get out of this ticket, you're going to have to show me your labia."
"With a new Sheriff in town, Texas now mandates every driver must blow a 0.08 or higher in order to continue on the road."
"After professing his love for pubic hair, Rabbit didn't find it funny when Farva showed him his dick."