Seems silly since the last one just ended, but sometimes life is silly. I'm not sure what you want me to do about that.
It's a beautiful day here and I thought I'd take the dog for a walk. I get ready, then realize I have 14 minutes left on the cake I'm baking my husband for his birthday. However, the dog knows once I put my headphones in, it's walk time. Despite me repeatedly saying that I have to wait for the cake to finish, we can't go right now, she doesn't seem to get it. What's that about? I feel so guilty. This is the longest 14 minutes of my life.
It currently sounds like I'm working right next to a drone missle test range. Every minute or so, I hear what sounds like a small jet flying low and fast, followed by a small explosion. I really have no idea what's going on, but whatever it is, I hope they have good aim.
I'm with you on this... and what's with the fat baby in the background? Catchy though. I had a date last night that was meh, she said she was really shy and then proved it. Even talked with her hand over her mouth. I hope she "warms up" a little next time out. At any rate I'll be working later than I wanted to tonight but hopefully I'll get home in time to fire down a few drinks.
It's Friday, and its finally getting warm in Chicago. The city will change and shit will get interesting. Also that music video is going to crush me. Did she have fucked up teeth or bad breathe? Please tell me there is cuteness to make-up for it. Few things drive me crazy, but people that don't talk or are shy is one of them.
- Jon Stewart Huh. And that's coming from a guy who regularly has guests he is not on agreeable terms with.
Her teeth look alright, couldn't tell you if she had yuck mouth or not because I didn't get close enough. I think she's more into me than I am but I got hooked up through friends so I feel like I need to be gentle or risk the anger of some of my friends. Sadly there isn't enough cuteness to make up for that kind of shy. My expectations might be a little out of whack, I'm far from perfect, but I need someone who's not having an anxiety attack during a date.
She's probably just nervous about her competition. I mean, you already know what you like and everything.
Just bustin' balls, buddy. Get her to take that hand away long enough to do some tequila shots--then you'll see how shy she is. Or how much she can puke. Either way, it will probably be more interesting.
Still paralyzed with the flu. Of course, kids have the time of their lives when they're sick. They get to run around in the house in their jammies all day while our joints hurt 10x as much
There's a opossum that's taken up residence in our attic, and has been eating out of our trash cans with impunity. Until last night. I purchased one of those cheap driveway motion detectors and alarms on amazon for about $12, put the sensor by the trash can and the receiver by my bed. Around midnight the alarm went off. One .22 shot took the fucker off the tree. When it hit the ground, it bounced, and a half dozen dead opossum babies flew out of its pouch. Not only conservation of ammo, but I essentially knocked out a whole family in one shot. I will be celebrating tonight.
My grandfather once told me he did something of the same order a few years back, but replace ".22" with "Thompson" and replace "opossum family" with "14 Germans in a foxhole". And HOW COULD YOU, YOU FUCKING MONSTER?? They are adorable creatures: Spoiler
It's kinda funny now because the vultures have already arrived and once in a while I'll see one pick up one of the dead babies and prance around with it like it found a chicken mcnugget or something.
How weird is it living in a Nature documentary? Is anyone else kind of sick of Stewart's schtick? I'll admit there are times when he is funny, and I did appreciate when he took the piss out of Tucker Carlson, but when this country is so politically fucked up, I get a bit sick of his snark. Its one thing to lampoon politicians, its another to act like you're smarter than everyone else and poke fun at a single side like this shit isn't a bi-partisan problem. If you ask me, Stewart (while infinitely more "likeable" and not as malicious) is part of the same problem as O'Reilly. One is pandering to bleeding heart liberals who think Republicans are completely wrong and mocking every misstep is a hilarious way to push an agenda or drag people from their politics, while the other plays off of fear and delusions. Differing delivery and schools of thought, but both are at their core "entertainment" and influence public perception and the obnoxious idiocy of your newsfeed. One just is comedically based, which makes it more palatable to younger and less politically inclined viewers. Just a thought. At least Colbert is outrageous satire. They are doing construction on the floor above me and it is the most obnoxious shit ever. Constant banging, drilling, and vibrations. Couple that with a bullshit, tedious task I was forced into, out of my jurisdiction, and this week can't end soon enough.
Does it help or hinder the learning process if you are tripping on acid while watching this? Or, does it like neutralize it to make that video seem normal? Also, if you bite into the last 1/3 of a beef & bean burrito from Taco Bell, and the folded end opening is pointed upwards . . . it's possible that warm sour cream may shoot up into a nostril during the chomp.