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My Bad, Drunk Thread. My Bad. 7/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 13, 2012.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my deepest and most sincere regret to everyone here, and humbly beg for forgiveness from each and every one of you on a matter of extreme importance.

    Sigh...

    Yes, my wife gave Tyler Perry money last night by going to see some movie about him in a dress.

    I don't know how I'm going to explain this to our son when he grows up.

    She tried to tell me what it was about this morning. I ran out of the house yelling. I just came back because I had left one of my shoes in my haste, and she has already left for work.

    Once again, I'm sorry, yall.

    Can somebody email me a Coors Light?
     
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    #2 Hoosiermess, Jul 13, 2012
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    My driveway is being paved today. I didn't realize they'd show up at 7:30am. I also didn't realize that they'd park about 15 big vehicles in the no-parking zones on the street. I also didn't realize that they would block the route of the garbage and recycling truck. So, at 8 this morning, as I was walking three blocks to where my car was parked, I got to witness a garbage man/paver fight. Smelliest. Fight. Ever. My money's on the garbage man.
     
    #3 Angel_1756, Jul 13, 2012
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    That brings back really fun memories of sealcoating roads. If you didn't move your car off the block after we posted signs, I was the asshole that got to knock on your door at 4 am and ask you to move it or have it towed. Some people needed convincing that you just can't drive over a road covered in boiling hot tar too.

    Good times!
     
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    I hadn't been to the theaters in a while and forgot how much they mark stuff up, got charged $5 for a bottle of water. I can understand they need to make a profit on this stuff so I'm willing to pay a mark up, but at that kind of price I'm sneaking it in or bringing it with me to the drive in.... along with my booze.

    Or more realistically not going to the movies because seriously, that shit is lame.
     
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  6. TX.

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    Who actually buys snacks at the theater? Chumps.
     
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    My man Peter O'Toole retired this week. I'll be devastated when that man finally dies. They just don't make them like that anymore.

    For example:


    From: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/hellraising-a-toast-to-peter-otoole-7936310.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 36310.html</a>

    Funny enough, The Lion In Winter is on TCM right now. "Oh Eleanor, you've brought me my tombstone. You spoil me." The man is a national treasure.
     
    #7 CharlesJohnson, Jul 13, 2012
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    It's how they make their money. Profit margins on popcorn and soda are huge.
     
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    You mean my $12 bucket 'o' popcorn and gallon of soda are unfairly priced? Say it isn't so.
     
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    Oh I'm fully aware, but at a certain point you're poaching your own clients when your prices get too high. Though to be fair it still seems to be working on most.
     
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    What does a ticket even cost nowadays? I haven't seen a movie in a theater in a couple years.

    *Holy shit I just looked and the place closest to my apartment is $10.50 or $7.50 for a matinee. Fuck that!
     
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    Not to delve into the "what people should be paid" realm, but if we weren't chucking out $30M + incentives for Tom Cruise to put together a piece of shit like Rock of Ages, maybe paying for a pair of movie tickets and a snack wouldn't be the equivalent of getting a damned enema in front of a crowd of perverts.
     
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    Wait, wait, wait, hold the fucking phone... Kate Upton is now considered fat?



    Seriously? The author of that article is fucking retarded.
     
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    I mean, it avoids the label because the label tends to attract negative press, but that is basically a pro-ana and "thinspiration" site. They say they distance themselves from it, but then clearly display an attitude that is influenced by and promotes anorexia. So anything they say is going to be warped.
     
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    That movie bombed hardcore. So there is hope.

    Never underestimate two things: The rapacious nature of a company to jack their prices because they can, and the stupidity of the piggish consumer.

    "I need chocolate and a half gallon soda to watch this movie." Good. I hope you and your ugly Michelin Man looking child choke to fucking death. Feed the coffer first, dears (no really, waste your cash it pleases me). I feel bad for the EMT that has to grease up your seat and prybar your dead, bloated corpse from the chair. How can you even watch the movie when your eyes are sunken into fat cavities?

    Also stop putting your feet on the back of my chair. I swear I will fist you in front of your mother.

    Not to be a film snob, but has there been one f'n movie this year actually worth the $15 admission? Let alone double that in concessions people stuff into jellied jowls? Avengers and Jennifer Lawrence's perfect rack?
     
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    This is all sorts of fucked up (excerpt from article):

    Warped indeed.
     
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    I'm leaving work early to go home, drink some beers, tend to my garden, and refinish some antique furniture. I think I might actually be 80 years old.

    Also... IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE?! People are sick.
     
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    What Kate Upton's tits may look like:

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    I don't care either way what some troll for a gossip rag says. I'm just a honkey that likes titties.
     
    #19 CharlesJohnson, Jul 13, 2012
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    Tyler Perry, Tom Cruise, SkinnyGossip, and now this? You people have forgotten how to kick off weekends around here.

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    There, that's better. No need to thank me, citizens!
     
    #20 Rob4Broncos, Jul 13, 2012
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