That's My Bush!

All this talk of the Debt Ceiling has got me thinking about pubic hair and its configuration.

FOCUS: How do you keep yours? How do you prefer your partner's? Do you ever assist your partner in grooming his/her bush?

ALT FOCUS: Why does every coming-of-age comedy released in the last five years have a scene where the male lead gets his pubic area shaved in a totally hetero way by his best friend?

 

I take a Gillette Fusion Pro Glide to my whole area. I mean why not? Sex feels better because there is more skin to skin contact, it is easy to keep clean, and makes my package look bigger. Where is the downside?

I like my women to be Brazilian waxed or 100% shaved. First off its the only way I will go down on a girl. Also, It looks better and feels better to the touch and during sex.

 

How do you manage this? I'm a hairy guy and if I did this, I'd look super weird if I didn't wax my entire body.

 

This. Oh, and then it really does look like a baby's arm, only very strange. Seriously, I tried that once and couldn't even bear to look at it for a week.

 

Ahhhh. I was 17, and young love was in the air. We spent the coin of our youth wrapped in each other's arms and legs, passionately melding our bodies together. One day, my trembling maiden stood before me and expressed a desire to free the wonderfully soft skin surrounding her cradle of life from the tyranny of hair, so that I could more easily enjoy the taste and feel of her. Yet she hesitated - the task would be challenging - would I be a gentlemen and wield the blade? I jumped at the chance to see my hidden desires made flesh. Unfortunately, I also jumped mid-shave. The only thing more horrifying than the blood was the tears.

Shockingly, that put us both off shaving for ever. She started waxing, as all following partners have done. I haven't actually seen pubic hair on a girl since 2003. I thoroughly enjoy bare (each brazilian is worth 6 oral sessions in the 3 glorious regrowth-free days post-wax with today's exchange rate); I imagine I would enjoy other styles as well, but it has been so long I barely remember what they are.

 

I guess that could pose a problem, I have a hairy chest, however I have no stomach hair and my upper thigh hair is very thin and light. Shaving my groin doesn’t look totally awkward. I guess you could say having a thick dark patch of hair surrounded by no hair looks more awkward to begin with.

As far as shaving, its pretty straight forward. If i have hair I will use clippers with out a guard to get through all the major hair and then use the razor to go over it after that. The trickiest part is the whole ball sack area, because you have to stretch the skin tight and you also will have to shave at certain times with your non-dominant hand. On my face I use a 5 step shaving system (cleanser, oil, cream, balm, moisturizer) yeah yeah cue the Patrick Bateman jokes, it also does work really well down there.

 

Often I just do a light trimming, to keep anyone from mistaking my pubic hair for a pubic afro. But, if I'm feeling frisky I'll shave the balls and base of shaft, leaving most of the top. It just doesn't quite look right unless there is hair to be seen down there.

As for the girl, as long as everything is well groomed and all important functional parts are easily accessible, it doesn't really matter. But I prefer a bit of hair. Just recently a girl shaved a T there as a surprise, that was cool. It was an easy letter though, I would be way more impressed if she could do a Q or K.

 

FOCUS: On the whole, I use a guard on the lowest setting. I guess luckily for me, this configuration makes my body hair all look the same length from my chest hair down to my thigh hair. I take a Mach 3 to my shaft. I'm one of the unfortunate few that has hair growing out of it.

I prefer her clean shaven at best, well trimmed at the worst. My woman doesn't take care of my personal hygiene, so I'll be damned if I start taking care of hers.

ALT FOCUS: Hollywood is gayer than dicks in a butthole.[/quote]

 

Light trimming every few weeks. I've been too scared to try shaving them (and I heard it itches like crazy), and I'm definitely not letting hot strips of wax near them.

I prefer women who are shaved. Hair down there is a huge turn-off for me. I guess the same applies, although to a lesser extent, to taking care of any partner's pubic hair region. I'm happy to leave that in the "overused Hollywood sex scene category". Too much potential for disaster really

 

Really? Hairless? All the time?

That's ridiculous. What is so horrible about a little bit of hair in the pubic area? I mean, I understand a reluctance to run your fingers through a tangled mat of crotch fur. It's not for everyone (but Dixiebandit, I love you dearly for your full-bush preferences). However, this insistence on complete hairlessness at all times is really weird. Really, really weird. Are you concerned that it will smell? It doesn't. Are you concerned about the possibility of crabs? Rarely sighted; easily eradicated once detected. I just don't get it.

Focus: That being said- yeah, I shave my ladyparts. I take a razor and shave my pubic bone area, on either side of my labia, all around the lovecave, and the general perineal region also.

But then I leave it be for a while. Shaving every day is horrible. It makes my stubble grow back all pokey and thick and itchy...no, thanks. So I let everything grow out for a while, and then I shave it bare again. I don't ever rock a full bush, but it gets past the pokey stubble phase before I mow the lawn again. I'm sure The Dude would prefer I shave my ladybits more frequently, but fuck that noise. His crotch looks like an Ewok and I think it's awesome as is. Ingrowns are ugly and the hair I have down there doesn't affect the utility of my vagina. Imma do what I want.

These look just fine to me:

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FOCUS: Since I'm a hairy gorilla, it'd be like taking a machete to a forest - futile. I'm also one of those lucky ones with hair on the shaft.

As far as the partner goes (obviously I don't have one), whatever makes her happy I guess? When (and if) I'm ever with someone, maybe my preference will change, but if I have to shave and/or trim my crotch because she demands it, she'll be packing her bags.

 

I am curious about the mechanics of actually doing that. Where do you put the mirror?

Anyhow, Things are neat. I've been cleaner that I currently am and it's an interesting novelty, but not worth the hassle. Same with the girljunk to which I have regular access.

I will admit to an entirely judgmental double standard, though. I think hairless on a chick is pretty hot. Completely hairless on a guy? Gay.

 

I've always noticed guys who say this usually can't grow hair. Unluckily for me, I grow enough for two people. My body hair is seriously crazy if left unmanaged.

 

Having hair is fine, having hair in your teeth sort of sucks. I totally see where he's coming from.


I take a beard trimmer down there now and then - dont do anything special, just enough so its not a crazy cock-fro

 

There is nothing hotter than shaving each other. Work the foam in around all the parts. Hand around her ass cheek to hold her in place. Couple shaves, kiss the sensitive flesh, couple licks. Shave some more, rinse. Shit, where was I? Right. Complete trust, intimacy, and then you're all slick like a couple of teenagers on a waxed tile floor.

Having said that, I oil the blade of my beard trimmer so nothing sticks, pulls, or rips before trimming it all down to the same length as my abdomen hair. I am completely covered in hair, head to toe. As in there is even have hair on my toes that connects to my feet.

If I shaved The Governor it would look like the sun is perpetually rising on my dick (WHICH it does). It looks bizarre, like I have mange.

As for the ladies, I'm not critical as long as it's neat. But for the love of hay-soos please shave the lips; so much cleaner. Why obscure a work of art with curlies? Any girl that gets a Brazilian, I'd tempted to do one with her as a sign of solidarity (or buy her an orange julius or something). That shit is beyond the call of duty and awesome. Take care of the backdoor, too, because more men might be tempted to pay attention to it while down there.

 

I shaved my junk once, and the reception was mainly confusion. Partly because I decided to tell everybody during my grandmother's 75th (RIP), but mostly because I'm not that hairy to begin with, and I wasn't trying to enhance the size of my package. For some reason, I thought it would be interesting, but it really wasn't, so I stopped taking blades to my gibblets.


As far as women, I'll only go down on a woman if she's fully or partially shaved or waxed. Or natural.

 

This is about as far as I take it these days. There was a time where I shaved all the bush; it was fun, made my dick looks bigger, the skin on skin was an amazing feeling and I never had to worry about her being forced to floss her teeth. These days, I trim enough so it's not uber bush. I'm not a hairy person; hell, I don't even have chest hair; so, it's not a huge problem. It's a plus that my woman enjoys me having something that warms my nuts, other than her mouth.

On her, I'm not that picky. I don't want full bush, as long as she puts some effort in making it look nice, then I'm happy. I've been with a lot of women who completely shave, all the time and it's fun but not the end of the world if not done.

 

You guys kill me. You'll openly admit to feasting on a women's asshole, but heaven forbid there be some hair around her pussy. Do you guys insist on a Brazilian wax before you tongue the balloon knot?

I personally don't give a shit what level of hair a woman has around her pussy as long as it's kept up with. My fingers, tongue and dick are going inside it anyways, so the exterior matters very little.