The first place I had sex...[or wish I will have sex at...]

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I was handcuffed to a wall and ball-gagged with a plug in my ass. We were in his bedroom in his apartment. I was 16, he was 26 (I was off by a year the last time I told this story).

 

Might have already posted about it...

When it happened, I had never had a female induced orgasm (or male induced for you jackals). It was orientation week at Uni and we were in the same "scavenger hunt" group for our program. We're at a bar watching a shitty standup when I decide we just need to bounce. I was renting a room in a house near campus so we walked back to my place. We had already made out the day before so I was expecting more of the same. The thought of sex had not even entered my mind. Well, we get to my room and one thing leads to another. I had always imagined that I'd love to give a woman oral so I tried to go down on her. I had read that some women smell/taste nicer than others. Well, the stink was gag-worthy so I just went back up.

After I walk her to the metro and come back, I flip the lights only to see that there is blood everywhere and think to myself "Huh. That's what that smell was..."

 

I know I posted this on the RMMB but I don't think I have here. Maybe cause it was never a story that really was worth posting as a lose connection to a focus until now but hey, why not.

I had been hooking up with this girl for a couple weeks. Now this was high school, so we hadn't been fucking (obviously, or this story wouldn't be getting posted), but I think we had done everything else. We left a party and went to a baseball diamond a couple blocks away. This baseball diamond was also next to a relatively busy street and the street was on a hill with the only thing blocking some of the view of the diamond were some trees. Needless to say, I'm sure people could see us if they had driven past. This girl had the idea to go to every base and do each one of the bases on the bases. Not only was that probably the worst sentence I've ever written, I also thought the idea was fucking retarded. But who in their right mind would say that to a girl when you have a guaranteed lay when you're a virgin? Anyway, we started at first, went to second and, when we were about to leave second, I brought up the fact that this was going to get more difficult because of the sand in the infield in the diamond at third and home. She agreed, so we moved out to the outfield and eventually had sex. Given that it was my first time, I lasted a whole minute.

Only worthwhile/funny part of the story is the retarded high school idea of "Let's go to each base!" Whore logic is great.

 

First week of school my junior year in college. Had had a really boring summer with no alcohol and no boys, so I was ready to hit the ground running, so to speak. Got completely black out wasted at a sorority party. Not sure what happened after that, as my next memory was of a dark room and searing pain. The dude offered me Astroglide and tried again, which as I was still drunk, in shock, and inexperienced enough to not know exactly where to put said Astroglide, was possibly the most humiliating moment of my entire life.

Yaaaaay.

 

I lost mine in my hometown's Anglican rectory. The Reverend's son was a friend and the Reverend was out of town, so 5 or 6 of us had a party. My girlfriend and I were both young and living at home, so we jumped at the chance to spend some time alone. We found and empty bedroom and fucked. It wasn't awful, but it also wasn't spectacular.

So... To recap... ANGLICAN RECTORY. I am a heathen of the highest order.

 

You're saying that you were a virgin up until junior year even though you had alcohol and boys in your life? I... But... Just... HOW?!

 

Eh, multiple factors. Was a major late bloomer in terms of looks. Got exactly zero attention from boys in high school. Didn't particularly want to lose it to a one night stand. Had a case of the clings.

You could not pay me to be 19 again.

 

I was a senior in high school. I moved to a new school when as a senior and met her on the first day in my first class. We hit it off immediately and began hanging out a lot. She had a boyfriend at the time which prevented us from doing anything. After they broke up we started dating. One month later, I picked her up from the airport after she had been visiting colleges, took her to eat mexican food, and then back to my place. The foreplay was minimal. After a few pumps she said, "Well, how is it?" I pumped for a bit longer before blowing it way too early.

 

My story is pretty disgustingly sweet in theory, but hey it was high school. It was with my first high school boyfriend on his 16th birthday (I was 16 too). I think we had been dating for a little over a year at that point, so this was a "planned" event. He worked at the country club so after the clubhouse closed for the night, I showed up, and we went at it on one of the couches in the sitting area outside of the locker rooms. We were both virgins, I can't say it was great, but all in all, I have fond memories and no regrets. Oh, and I mentioned this before, but his name was Wood, so that is kind of amusing.

 

I technically had 2 virginity losses, at least how I think of it.

First was a week before I left for college. Got my first gf shortly before HS let out for the summer. She never even went down on me but hey, Id never had a gf or hooked up, so I took what I could get. So fast forward to me leaving for college in a week. I think she sensed that I was going to break up with her shortly (she was 2 years younger) so she began pressing me to have sex, completely backward when you think about it. I didn't want to, I figured I'd waited this long, I'd rather do it at college. But eventually one night, she practically attacked me, I slip it in, and then she sort of freaks out and starts basically whimpering how she doesnt want me to leave and is love with me...and we're flaccid. I broke up with her 2 days after I got to college after she wouldn't stop calling me (got 7 calls during a 30 min convocation) and I noticed that cute girls in my dorm were paying attention to me. She then began calling my mom, but thats another story.

What I actually consider, was my first gf at college. I foolishly chased her for 4-5 months as she banged older guys and generally toyed with me. Eventually, shortly after Xmas break we began hooking up and then dating in March. Shortly thereafter, she took my V card which no sooner did I finish and lay back in complete happiness did her roommate come bursting in screaming about some dumb shit. That broke the cheesy DMB playing, lights gently dimmed atmosphere she set up thinking it would appeal to me and make me comfortable. But in reality, all I needed was her ample bosom, not frat rock. I think the 3-4 times a day sex sessions after that were more fun. "Your first time" stories are completely inferior to stories of "the first time you got consistently laid on the regular"...those are where you learned what made you tick.

 

I'm not sure if this is considered outside or other, because I was on a sun porch. On a surf board. At the Jersey Shore. With a guy who desperately wanted to be a surfer, but he lived in Jersey.

 

When I read this, my first reaction was "According to every Catholic school girl ever, anal doesn't count."

 

I didn't want to have sex in high school (I have no idea why. I also didn't drink or smoke in high school for basically no reason, as I wasn't against those things in the least), but I didn't want to go to college a virgin.

In a turn of events that will shock nobody, I wound up having sex with the girlfriend I had the summer between college and high school. In order to get me ready to live on my own, I lived with my sister the summer after I graduated HS, so finding alone time wasn't a huge issue.

The sex itself was pretty boring -- on a bed, in my bedroom, with my significant other, missionary, fairly quick but decent.

 

I lost my virginity after one of my 18th birthday parties with my girlfriend at the time. I had the standard "go-out-and-get-shitfaced-drunk" party, and a McDonalds party.

Yes, we actually hired the party room, played pass the parcel, and I got icecream cake. Yes, my girlfriend was 18 as well.

I'm sure the jokes will be coming anyway.

For the record, the sex was as good as it could be for my first time. It was her second.

I agree that this is the best part, which I also got to experience after I got through the 1st one with her.

 

It was in the front seat of my Impala, behind a grocery store. It was my first time, but not hers. The windows got all kinds of steamed up - which saved us some embarrassment when the police knocked on the car window.

To this day I can't come unless my wife yells "Police, open up!"

 

I was 19 and had been fooling around with a married woman for awhile. She had permission to do so, but we went past those lines. We couldn't see each other much and it wasn't romantic at all, but we had fun when we could. Well, one day I wound up at her place, in her living room, and at some point in the middle of it all she decided to climb on top of me and voila, virginity lost. It was a good time, a good experience, and I enjoyed it. My only real regret was waiting so long to lose my virginity, it was a much bigger deal to me before than after. i also ponder the ethics of the whole situation from time to time.

I have to admit, I was pretty elated and grinning for a while after that day.

 

On the guest bed in my parents basement when I was 19

The girl was the off-again on-again fuckbuddy of the vocalist for the band I was in, and her ultimate revenge ploy was to fuck the bassist.

 

I'm glad that 12 other people also lost their V-card in the backseat of their car - I would feel lonely if that was the case.

 

I had to choose other. I went out to Vegas with a bunch of friends, I was a virgin, I paid her money and she didn't say no...bonus!!

The first time I really count, that also fits other, (I rarely tell the Vegas story outside of internet forums filled with strangers and of course my closest friends) I was at my buddy's house where he and his wife wanted to introduce me to their friend. We drank pretty much all day and then my buddy, not realizing I had it sealed up, decided we needed to go to the bar so we could get her really lubed up. We went and both her and I got smashed before we headed back. My friend's wife then proceeded to have the "he's a great guy" chat with her friend while my buddy handed me a condom. I'm not sure they got out of the living room of their house before it was on. It....was an interesting experience. But we exchanged numbers in the morning and we got it right the next week without meddling friends to get me so drunk I fumbled around forever. I will never forget her sweet words of encouragement though, "You should just fuck me now" holds a special place in my heart.