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[WDT] HAPPY NEW YEAR [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 7, 2022.

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  1. bewildered

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    Time to close up the Holiday WDT. It's the first Friday of 2022, time for a new thread for new ideas and a new attitude.

    I plan to start paring down/eating more simply and moving more. The holiday season has passed and I didn't worry too much about personal health then. Anyone else making new plans for the new year? According to a survey from 2021, the top resolutions at that time were exercising more, losing weight and saving more money. That's a pretty obvious list.

    It's National Tempura Day. Anyone enjoying some hibachi today? Drink some sake for me.

    I looked up sexy hibachi lady. Close enough, I guess.

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    Happy Friday, y'all. The snow is melting here and I don't see any more in the forecast. I'm looking forward to setting up my new blink security cameras this weekend. I want to know who keeps pooping on the sidewalk.
     
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    I mean, how hard is it to look up naked body sushi? I'm sure at least ONE of those rolls has something tempura in it...

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    My brain is broken.

    Naked sushi, and GO !
     
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    But wait...who here wants to eat food off a naked stranger's body? I don't enjoy HUGGING unknown people, nevermind this kind of thing.
     
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    PERVERTS!
     
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    Where are the Britney Spears Nudes? And why isn’t this themed after that?
     
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    Ever seen a naked, middle aged, day drinking wine mom from northern Missouri?

    Then you’ve seen ’em
     
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    I think she looks pretty great for 40.
     
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    This is how I always imagined your BBQ was served
     
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    It used to be until we all got old and had kids and now the no-fun police won't let me rent transient asian women for $1.37 an hour any longer. Thanks Obama!
     
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    I’d hit it.
     
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    Well, yeah; I wouldn't kick her out of bed. I just remember her hips being wider; I remember she was on the cover of some men's magazine in the early '00s, and her hips looked particularly good, which is saying a lot coming from me, because she's not my type.
     
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    She does. But everybody also remembers how in 2001 she was the alpha-omega of hotness and people want to remember her that way. She’s probably what popularized fake nude photos on the internet— Something I never “got”, ever. They’re always obvious and I don’t know how they do it for anybody.
     
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    When she was teenage and early 20s she either had an eating disorder or was force starved or a combo by her management. That'll make your bones protrude. Also Photoshop, especially for images in a published magazine.

    She works hard physically and is a good performer. She's lean and muscley. I hope I look close to that good at 40. I have a donation if she wants it for her hips.
     
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    Circa 2001. Even this is probably touched up but I see the same frame, just very thin or underweight.

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    I don't think she looks underweight in that pic. She looks like a young women who dances for hours a day.

    Obviously, it also has everything to do with their genetics. If you compared her at 20, to my wife and sister at 20, Britney would be the "chunky" girl in the trio.
     
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