I stopped at McDonald's the other day. I usually only stop there on occasion for breakfast because the coffee is decent and fuck you, hash browns are like crack. Anyway, I had missed breakfast by ten minutes and unlike Muricah, we don't have all day McBreakfasts. But I was already in the drive thru line and didn't want to just leave so I got a sandwich. A fucking filet o fish. I haven't had one since I was in high school and for some reason blurted it out at the last minute like a sad reflex. Even the girl running the window seemed sad for me as she took my money and handed me the bag. As I unwrapped it and bit into it, the hot capery jizz of "tartar" sauce squirting out the back and dripping onto my shirt like a bukkake preview, I knew I had made a major mistake. That first bite was my last. Those things are disgusting. Focus: Everyone always talks about their resolutions for the new year and how they're going to improve themselves. Fuck that. What mistakes have you already made in 2016?
I vowed to not have pizza until my birthday in mid-February. I had pizza on January 2nd. At least my dry January is still holding strong.
Not drink so much doing the work. Failure everyday this week until last night. That may or may not have been because I didn't have any wine or beer in the house.