I've been sitting here, responding to posts for years, picturing in my head what people look like. [focus]Your impressions of your boardmates[/focus] Crown Royal is an entitled 20-something in my head. White kid with a beard who believes jean shorts are a stand against the anti-weed man. I picture Toytoy88 as basically herbert from family guy, but with less child molestation and more orneryness. Katokoch has a little forked tail and red horns, as he's a packers fan. Shegirl, similar to Katokock, but female and older, and bitter... Charlesjohnson, aka blackjesus: Skinny white dude laughing at everything because he's very clever Currer Bell: hot older lady. Horny. gamecocks: who gives a fuck, too team loyal TX. always seemed like a hot girl that stumbled upon this place. Juice : kinda love. Hilarious how fast he turned on the Cos Nett: No bad words ever. Just the best part of this place, in a compleely enabling way Clutch: always the go to for porn... generally for porn that degrades women, and he will defend why it's not anti-woman... but we all know JWags... You're not Juice? I Must have missed something... Ghettoastronaut - wait, you mean noone needs pharmacy advice all the time? everyone else, sorry, you didn't spring to mind. I'm well aware this leaves me open to mockery, but I don't think I've made enough impact to be properly razzed here. prove me wrong. Alt focus: respond to what people think of you
Iczorro: I feel like you where camouflage or Napa Autoparts hats. Dixie: Well... I think we know what you look like from that famous pic a few years ago. Rush: An old guy tightly grasping his vintage playboy magazines.
You forgot tall. Please. Like I have to grasp them when they're so sticky. My impression of every TiBette: Spoiler: NSFW My impression of every TiBer: Spoiler
Crown: In his 30s, with the sensibilities of a 70 year old. Sits on his porch, shaking his fist at the young uns on his lawn, while smoking a joint with other hand. Aetius: Furiously masturbating in a dark studio apartment while lurking on the margins of the TiB. Pauses occasionally to wipe his hands and post a biting one-liner here. ToyToy: A Sam Elliot looking dude, in a cabin in the desert, with newspaper clippings taped to the walls and old baseball cards stacked in piles Angel: Furiously lactating in a brightly lit studio apartment, waiting for the time she can drop her kid off at daycare and get back to drinking glasses of vodka and posting here Shegirl: A towering example of how to properly mod a board. Thinks she's above it all. Happyfunball: A shooting star- appeared suddenly, posted great pics and amusing anecdotes, then disappeared into the eather
Well I am tall. I am old. Certainly bitter and like to think I've done good by the board over the years. I agree that Nett is the lifeline of this place. Not only because he stepped up and took over. I think most of you know the whys, it's obvious. Juice is a newly married smartass but only on the outside. Misanthropic, is as old as I am, married with children the age of some members. RoM has an obsession with boobs and is equally a smartass. Canis Dirus, have a question or thought about four legged friends, he's got the answer, perhaps far more than you wanted to know. dewercs, a married bartender that likes to kill shit...along with cougars, the chicks not the cats. katokoch, newly engaged, hunts, cooks what he kills and that shit looks good. I could go on and on. A small handful of you I have been posting with for over 10 years. I registered (like most I lurked for a while until I worked up the guts to register. It was another while before I posted. Fear won over temporarily.) on the TMMB (later became the RMMB for those that aren't aware) December of 2004. Hard to believe but, true story.
Same. I didnt post for 2 years after the switch over. And its weird, if you go back and look at the quality of posts on RMMB now, its absolute garbage.
Close. I switched to formula when I saw what breastfeeding was doing to my magnificent rack. I imagine one of the TiBers has a giant cock. But only one of you.
Woah, what? Have you not noticed my distaste for Wisconsin? I'm not really into sports but will always be happier when the Packers and/or Badgers (can't leave them out) lose. You can screw up my username like everyone does but you do not accuse me of that. CJ you are like my friend that always invites me over for good cocktails and gets me drunker than I thought I'd be. Danger Boy is exactly what you'd expect from Southwest Minnesota (which I pretty much am as well, to be honest). Bewildered is like my really friendly neighbors. Ghetto could be one of the many hipsters in my neighborhood. Shegirl is supposedly an Amazonian and unfortunately a cheesehead too. Shimmered is the hot chick that owns the gym, literally and figuratively. Juice was one of the finance major tools back in business school. Canus Dirus understands my dog better than I do. AudreyMonroe is basically a modern Mary Tyler Moore. Dewercs gets to go on all the cool big game hunting and ocean fishing trips. ToyToy, man you're like a refined version of the guys that live off the grid in Illinois where my family is from. It's just weird some of you are old enough to be my parents too.
Can confirm from meeting them, Ssycko is in fact a woman, dubya_tee_eff looks like a terrorist, and nom looks like the goddamn Predator. kakotoch isn't actually a real person. He's a talking chewing tobacco containing, kind of like the can of vegetables in Wet Hot American Summer. Revenge of the Nerds looks like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. Toytoy looks like every one of those old white dudes who took over the cabin in Oregon. Even though he says he's white, I still am pretty sure that Aetius is an Indian Michael Cera. I assume JimmyJames looks like Arthur Chu.
But in my mind I still look more like this: Just uglier, with less hair, and what hair that's still there is kind of gray. But other then that, we're twins. I used to be pretty God damn it.
Can confirm from meeting him that MoreCowbell is the most annoying guy in your Economics class. But, like, I mean it in a nice way. I've met or Facebook befriended a lot of You People, but for some of the members who are still a mystery: I have an extremely clear image in my head of JWags and I don't want to know if it's wrong. The best I can describe it is he's the guy featured in any promotional party pictures for that kind of mid-level lounge-y but EDM-dance-y type of club. Parker is a slightly cooler Urkel. Nett is your friend's burly dad that's always either down in the finished basement or out in the garage whenever you're visiting and when you cross paths with him in the kitchen he's holding a can of beer and says something inappropriate that you just kind of have to tolerate. Toytoy is indeed every one of those old white dudes who took over that cabin in Oregon. Since Silway has an open marriage I'm assuming he's like every other polyamorous person I've ever met, which is basically a grownup version of a theater nerd. D26 is a perpetually frazzled science teacher. (I'm not even sure if he teaches science, but he does in my head.) Binary is someone I would meet in a bookstore and he'd offer his opinion of the book I was looking at, even though I don't know him and I didn't ask, but it wouldn't be annoying. I'd actually appreciate it and we'd have a brief conversation about it and I'd probably take his advice. (I think this about a couple people, but none of them post often and I can't remember their usernames off the top of my head.) Dewercs is exactly what you'd think. Jdoogie is going to make me an amazing dinner featuring a lot of meat on a table he made and then want to do some high-intensity post-dinner activity like racing motorcycles, which I'll have to politely decline. I live with rob4broncos so I peeked at one of the fantasy football chats where some people had their video on and there are about ten of you that I imagine being exactly like Popped Cherries. And then basically anyone who isn't a Popped Cherries I imagine being just like that photo of Kimmaster that was posted a long time ago but was forever burned into my brain because of how validating it was.
Y'all don't even want to know what I think about most of you... Seriously though, I generally assume that everyone looks/sounds like their avatar (if they have one of a sentient being). Whenever I read Nett's posts, it sounds like Craig T. Nelson in my head. Currer Bell is Pam Poovey. Toytoy sounds like Early Cuyler from Squidbillies (Even though he says he doesn't have a Southern accent). Parker sounds like Don Cheadle. If I know what you look like, then I assign you the voice of someone who looks similar. Ex: Angel sounds like Margaret Cho. For some reason, I always though Aetius was black, and up until a few years ago, I thought that Shegirl was black and a lesbian; I based that on some things that she said on the RMMB. One last thing I want to mention is that I also assume that everyone on here is about the same age that I am, and it surprises me when I find out some of y'all are much older or younger than I am.
@Nettdata is that guy in your neighborhood that if you ever ask him to borrow a tool, since you know he has everything, he just comes along to "see what you're getting into" and ends up doing the whole thing himself because his OCD kicks in and he knows he can do a better job than you, while still explaining everything he's doing right and everything you were doing wrong. And somehow you're actually excited to learn about it instead of being mad. Plus he and I have the same name, so he must be a reasonably stand-up guy. @Parker looks like whatever you imagine Tom Brady and Bill Belichick's token black friend to look like. @dewercs and @katokoch are twin brothers that were separated at birth, yet somehow ended up with the same animal killing gene that drives them to hunt. Or it's that I always confuse which one lives in the south and which in the midwest, so in my mind they're the same person. @toytoy88 looks like Clint Eastwood in Gran Tarino if he was a 10 year old kid on Christmas getting the gift he's been asking for all year. That gift being a 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card. @bewildered Is that southern girl who will insult you by saying "bless your heart" when you say you don't care for sweet tea at her restaurant. Then she'll politely excuse herself to go have violent diarrhea in the employee breakroom @audreymonroe looks like a cross between Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry with a penchant for other girls and will always be able to beat you in a "what's the dumbest thing you've ever been asked?" contest. @shegirl Apparently looks like the chick from the "Attack of the 50 foot woman" poster. @The Village Idiot would appear that he's somewhat in the middle of a mid-life crisis, but still likes to wax poetic about his lawyerin' days, so I just imagine him as a guy who still sports a full suit even though it's not necessary and is sporting a comb-over/ponytail combo because he's not quite ready to let go of his glorious locks @CanisDirus Looks like Les Stroud's son who got forgotten on a wilderness trip through Idaho and was then apparently raised by wolves.
Damn right my face would light up: http://www.ebay.com/itm/1952-Topps-...D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557