The sooner all known recipes for vegemite and the factories it's made in burn to the ground the better off humanity will be. Fuck I hate that shit.
I've never had it, never researched it, but just the name reminds me of hippies that get irrationally angry if you accidentally step on a duck.
See I'm originally from New Zealand so neither of those Aussie stereotypes bug me. But vegemite is foul smelling nasty shit. There is also marmite which is a meat based spread and then a whole list of other knock-offs that all taste like rubbish.
We are the same. Except Canada has better health care, their political system doesn't run like it was designed by drunk toddlers, and in general they have their shit together more than us. Except we have more guns. 'Murica!
Video has sound. Once you hear the sound of frogs having sex, you become a different person. You can't just forget that. I'm happy to fuck with the people on this board and I'm kinda a dick sometimes, but even I'm not that mean. I'm surprised you didn't ask for a Polaroid instead... Wait, forgot shegirl isn't around this weekend.
If you want to be freaked the fuck out by a sex tape, go look up turtles fucking. Wait... I'll do it for you.
I think I've posted this before but this one is better: I afraid to say this, but I dare someone to top that video.