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02-09-16 WDT - NSFW - The C-Section Long Weekend

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2016.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    If I could pick one board member where I could set up a Big Brother style camera to be able to watch their everyday life unfold, it would be you.
     
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    Really, nobody's going to take this? Okay, I will. Try lube next time.
     
  3. Currer Bell

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    My local mom facebook group is pretty cool. I saw someone had posted asking for wine recommendations, and was thinking of submitting a response when I saw how many people had already responded. Fulfilling the "moms likes to drink wine" stereotype, check.
     

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    We need that thread in the General Discussion.
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Only if she wants you to also dye it red.
     
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    That would be really fucking sweet.
     
  7. TX.

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    That makes me think of Bozo ththe Bush from Sex and the City.
     
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    So whats tripping me out is that all the new freshman here have no memory of 9/11. So odd at before I graduate with my masters there will likely be kids born after it.
     
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    A few beers at the Lake is not a bad way to wrap up the Labor Day weekend. image.jpg
     
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    They got to be in water to begin to actually make babies, they have external fertilization that needs water.

    FUN FROG SEX FACTS!

    Amplexus is what that is also called!

    FUN FROG SEX FACTS!

    Okay, well, that's all I got.
     
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    44 yo African American male wearing one shoe, cargo shorts, and a hole-y shirt driving someone else's car while eating.

    I case searched him in this state.

    He should definitely NOT be behind a wheel.

    Also had BabyGroot's car seat in my car. According to manufacturer it's got to be replaced. So. Yay?


    Lube probably would help.
     
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    Just. Wow.
     
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    Bush update: Last night, as I was getting ready to apply the wax to Jungle Julia's glorious bush, I realized that I'd miss the corners of her triangle if they were gone for too long.
    I talked her into just shaving the hour-glass in, instead of waxing it.

    Just between me and the rest of y'all, I like the way she looks with her bush un-shaped. She likes the hour-glass, though, so what can I do? (
    (She also has a bunch more design ideas. I'll keep y'all updated as her hair grows out.)
     
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    If you knee-deep in football this weekend, you might've missed this highlight . . .



    Good times.
     
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    The creepy clowns have now been reported in Winston-Salem, NC.

    "Police in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, said that one clown was seen trying to lure children into the forest with treats, and another was seen in a separate wooded areas nearby on Sunday night."
     
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    That was nuts.

    Mosport is one of my favourite tracks, because it's fast and flowing, and if you fuck up you pay the price.

    The way they were banging each other was insane... while it probably raised awareness of that series to a bunch of people that had no idea it existed, never mind raced this weekend, NASCAR should come down on them pretty hard.

    That being said, NASCAR is going through a bit of an identity crisis right now with Stewart retiring, Jr. is out for the year with a concussion, Gordon coming back just to fill in for Jr... there are no really big names making splashes and drawing the crowds right now.

    It'll be interesting to see what the outcome is.
     
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    One time I watched a documentary about NASCAR in the 90s. Harry Hogge explained to Cole Trickle that rubbing indeed was racing. I feel like this sentiment is lost on today's drivers. Rowdy Burns (who had to retire after an accident) even agrees.
     
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