You could be waiting a long time. This has all of the hallmarks of mass hysteria. The initial reports of creepy clowns came from documented cases in France a couple of years ago. Then there was a dude in Green Bay doing the clown thing earlier this year who came forward and admitted it was a stunt. The press coverage for both of these was extensive. These recent cases in the US south and Midwest? Undocumented and unverified. In all likelihood, mass hysteria.
That's pretty much my guess, kind of like the Mad Gasser in the 30's: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
I think you are misunderstanding something. There isn't really any clowns. People are making things up. So none of them will ever be shot.
I don't believe a fucking word of it. People getting their rocks off by preying on a silly overblown phobia and lying about "scary clowns" prowling around. Even if so, these aren't supernatural monsters in the woods. Just humans dressed like assholes. Kick their asses, swinging a bat isn't hard.
Oh Memphis, you never fail to amuse me... "Her boyfriend came home to find his pregnant girlfriend in the car with two men." Well, I'm sure there was perfectly innocent reason for....oh no!...run! "Witnesses said the pregnant woman's boyfriend opened fire on the men." Holy shit! That seems a little drastic. At least everyone came away with their dignity intact. "They said both men were seen running away from the car with their pants around their ankles." Or maybe not.
It's him, but who cares he has 13,000 followers. He's following 14k and he's had the account for less than a month. It's funny. He's gone from ripping off Max to posting tinfoil hat conservative nonsense since his time away from the Internet. He emailed me once asking me to take the blog post down that I trashed him in. It was the nicest and most polite email I ever recieved, so I deleted it (the blog post). I guess he gave up on the MMA thing. That one fight on YouTube he got a horrible ass-kicking. After his email I vowed to leave him alone. It's tempting to bait him but I won't. If he comes back here, well, house rules.
A quick look at his followers and they're 90% fake/bought accounts. Apparently his posts are so shitty people won't even follow him back.
Is there anything funnier than the fact people pay money for followers just so they look like they have followers? They're the online version of the $25k Millionaire.
I'd like to see what you would do if one of these dicks ambushed you. I'm also guessing they never do this to a group of guys after a night out
Well, I'm back from my mini vacation. The only thing really noteworthy was finding a HUGE wolf spider UNDER MY PILLOW. It jumped, I screamed and ran out of the room. All I wanted to do was make the bed.
But now you can get AIRPODS! Because when it comes to Apple's extremely uncomfortable, poorly-fitting earphones, it's the cable that's the problem.
I know a lot of people, myself included who listen to stuff with headphones while it is charging. And my only option will be to buy super expensive Bluetooth earbuds. That also need to be charged.