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03/24/17 WDT NFSW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Mar 24, 2017.

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  1. Aetius

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    That was a booty call.
     
  2. toytoy88

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    My decision to move just got a little easier.

    Crazy just told me he's locked the front door behind me "Five times!" tonight.

    I've been home for four and a half hours and had three cigarettes. I always leave the front door locked/unlocked in the same position I found it. Apparently tonight I just wandered in and out and left the door unlocked more times then I've been in/out.

    "Five times!" he repeated his insane claim.

    Fuck off.

    Good luck finding someone else who pays their rent early, never has a sad story about why they don't have rent, and puts up with all the bullshit. For 2 and 1/2 years.

    I am so tired of insane people.
     
  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Well I just got an actual "you up"esque text so I can only assume he's been knowingly lurking on this board
     
  4. toddamus

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    I'm sorry what? How does that mean he's been lurking? If he has been screw the guy, more reason not to try to deal with him.
     
  5. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I was just joking about the coincidental timing of getting a semisext shortly after posting about being disappointed at not getting one. I've known him since I was 14, I'm pretty sure he's both not secretly a TiB board member nor going to murder me.
     
  6. bewildered

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    My bathrobe is making me sweat. The sweat just rolled down to my elbows. I guess I'm getting dressed for the day now.

    Bachelorette Frog meme-- I've never quite stopped living it. Happy Saturday y'all!
     
  7. Kubla Kahn

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    Currently stuck on the return of the space cowboy:

     
  8. toddamus

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    So Uber or Lyft?

    Last night my uber app refused to open late at night and had to download and use lyft, gotta say I was impressed and the pricing was much better.
     
  9. Juice

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    I usually go Uber just because I'm used to it. But the quality of drivers has gone way down over the past year or so, I guess that happens with an over supply. I will probably switch to Lyft. Plus the Uber CEO is kind of a scumbag.
     
  10. toddamus

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    Yea in Minneapolis at least, the quality of the drivers is so hit or miss. I've heard Uber checks their cars, however, they don't really do much else. So if the car is clean, they're good to go.

    I once got a ride from Denver international back to my apartment and the guy had all sorts of random things in his trunk. It was disappointing. Sometimes I don't see much of a difference between Uber and cabs
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    Do you guys like London Broil? I've never tried. I see it every saturday at the market: I've never prepared it, never ate it, never see people buying it. Although I hear great things.
     
  12. effinshenanigans

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    Season as you would any other steak, grill it to the rare side of medium-rare, slice as thin as you can against the grain, put slices in au jus and serve.
     
  13. Revengeofthenerds

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    Just fell off my roof and didn't break anything!! Last six times I fell off a ladder I broke my nose each time. Stupid brain surgery knocking out my sense of balance.

    Got some blood on my arms and stomach, did the firemans pole trick down an oak tree which wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be. Turns out you can't get grip on it when you're, you know, fucking falling. Turns out your forearms create some funtastic friction on the bark.

    Might have a little concussion though. Not sure. Didn't pass out though so that's good! I may or may not be seeing a dr later.
     
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    I didn't break anything!!! My wife is making me go to the hospital because my face is a little weird but I didn't break anything I don't think maybe!!!
     
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    Better shoot yourself again to jump to the head of the line and make the trip worthwhile.
     
  16. Revengeofthenerds

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    Nah it's always a wait. Last time I went there were three homeless looking people who'd gotten stabbed then a guy ran in carrying his son who he ran over with an outboard motor. His skull was in like skin flaps all filleted like a salmon and I doubt he made it.

    On an expected note, hospitals make me sad.
     
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    Is there any reason I shouldn't make biscuits and gravy tonight? I should probably just make it for breakfast tomorrow but I'm hungry now.
     
  18. Revengeofthenerds

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    Guess who just broke his arm putting his son to bed???

    Dr is sending me to a specialist bc the bone is displaced, sticking out but not through the skin, and wants my to discuss "surgery options."

    I need a fucking beer.
     
  19. greybeard

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    I can see a job vacancy coming up at Cape Canaveral
     
  20. toytoy88

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    Goodness, your local emergency room has a quick turn around time. 4 hours, 2 visits, back home and posting.
     
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