While you were drunk-purchasing coat hooks, I was drunk-ordering library books. What madcap lives we lead.
This is great, shows how full of shit a lot of people are when it comes to beer snobbery. Especially hipsters.
Just FYI, in case anyone <cough> Black Jesus <cough> was wondering how to do NSFW or spoiler tags, you just click on the plus sign, choose "spoiler" and name it (or don't name it). Spoiler: SFW
You mean that time when the cable guy showed up with his goat, but you didn't order cable, so milked the goat right there and offered to make you some cheese? That scenario?