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1/10/14 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 10, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    The admin assistant at work is back on the Dr. Poon diet. How do I know this? I just heard her shout down the hall "I told you I can't eat wieners. WIENERS ARE NOT POON-FRIENDLY."

    Jesus.
     
    #181 Angel_1756, Jan 13, 2014
  2. toddamus

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    She must've written that militant feminist article about sex being rape.

    How did no one start laughing when she said that?
     
    #182 toddamus, Jan 13, 2014
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    I like my women like I like my rum: 15 years old, purchased in a third world country for $5, and brought back into Canada in a suitcase.
     
    #183 ghettoastronaut, Jan 13, 2014
  4. Angel_1756

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    ...and black, and nicknamed The Kraken...
     
    #184 Angel_1756, Jan 13, 2014
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    This one's for Happyfunball:

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  6. toddamus

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    I thinking this may be more her style, this guy has experience and a sense of morality.

    [​IMG]
     
    #186 toddamus, Jan 13, 2014
  7. Crown Royal

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    My psychic powers tell me this gentlemen may be Italian. I couldn't tell, personally.
     
    #187 Crown Royal, Jan 13, 2014
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    That's awesome. The funny thing is I was doing the neck thing before I read it. And I had noooo issue with that in this case. You were nice and spoilered it as well.

    Yes, I was (not) shocked no one took up my suggestion. It's like the board is mostly male or something.

    I can only beg and plead for additions to the TiBer thread so much before getting creepy.
     
    #188 happyfunball, Jan 13, 2014
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    I.... I think I want one? Wonder if they come in adult sizes.
     
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  10. Trakiel

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    I just discovered a disturbing trend. When I started eating pasta regularly, I'd have a glass of wine to go with it, as is right and proper. I'd consume a little more than 1/4 of a bottle, during the meal - just enough wine to wash it down. Without realizing it I've been drinking more wine per meal, which I just realized tonight after I noticed that I polished off about half the bottle for the same amount of pasta I always eat. Thing is, it took me this long to notice because I end up with the same level of buzz I always have.

    This is how alcoholism starts, isn't it?
     
    #190 Trakiel, Jan 13, 2014
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    Yep. Maybe at some point you'll start having a single beer for lunch too, and then a night cap before you got sleep. Its never that someone wakes up one day and starts drinking constantly, its always a bit of a slippery slope.

    However, apparently 1-3 drinks a night is considered moderate, not unhealthy drinking. Not sure how that translates into % of a wine bottle.
     
    #191 toddamus, Jan 13, 2014
  12. shegirl

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    It's wine you puss. How bad can it be?

    Stayed in all weekend and watched football. Between Thursday night and tonight I will have finished off a 1/2 gallon of vodka.
     
    #192 shegirl, Jan 13, 2014
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    I don't drink cheap wine like some of you plebes, so at this rate I'll be buying bottles twice as often for the same amount of inebriation. I don't like that trend.
     
    #193 Trakiel, Jan 13, 2014
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    And three wheels of cheese.
     
    #194 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 13, 2014
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    Sounds like my kind of fishing.
     

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    I'd help you out, but Toddamus already posted my picture
     
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    The holidays were not super kind to the midsection.
     
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    Oh, Florida.

    An ex-cop just murdered a man in a Florida theatre for texting during the previews, shooting the victim's wife too. Not sure if Skittles were involved, but they have probable cause if so.
     
    #198 Crown Royal, Jan 13, 2014
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    I have a job interview Wednesday - first time in years. Here goes nothin'.
     
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    Funny thing is, that happened in a relatively posh, upper middle class white area. Wesley Chapel is a very nice, very boring area. Just goes to show, no matter where you are in Florida, you're still in Florida and not immune to the craziness.
     
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