Nope. If the conversation takes place outside the office (i.e. at the bar, not in the parking lot) and a story requires some form of context ("the girl I'm dating", etc), then maybe. But in general, nope. Regrettably the woman I share a desk with at work is very open about her new-divorcee online dating escapades. Always telling me about her jam-packed weekends and constant attention from suitors. I really don't want to know. She disappeared for an hour and a half the other day and my manager was worried about her safety because the roads were icy around the office. She finally came back and put the boss's mind at ease, but when she sat down she asked me if I had any snacks because she "didn't have lunch ... [she] was out on a date." Uh-huh.
Very briefly, and normally only if there's a funny/interesting story relating to what occurred before or after sex. The sex itself isn't really mentioned, it's more a case of, "so I met this girl on the weekend and *insert interesting/humorous event". Considering I work at a bar where I'm the only male bartender, and the other 10 are girls, and I'm the oldest by a couple of years, any more details would probably become borderline creepy. Can't say the same for the girls though. One of the crazy ones made the rookie mistake of hooking up with a patron a few weeks ago. She developed feelings, which he didn't reciprocate. Now he's hooking up with one of the other bartenders, who I probably considered the most sane of the bunch. Which confuses me, because whilst this guy is generally friendly, he's a bit of a dropkick. Anyway there's obvious drama now, which just confirms my thoughts on the "don't shit where you eat" mantra. I've only made the mistake of hooking up with a coworker once. Thankfully it ended there, was only awkward for a couple of weeks, and now, a couple of years later, its like it never happened. Not mentioning it to the other staff was a wise decision.
I will add that I have almost ten co-workers who are 24-26 year old guys and are relatively similar (we get along together really well) so it is a little different situation when there's about 60 total employees at this office. No complaints here. The worst co-workers I had were at the art museum I was a security guard at back in college. The type that don't shower so they smell like bad cheese and garlic and hate you because you're in the business school. If you think artists are bad, some of the people behind the scenes are even worse.
In many states, the signs have no force of law and establishments can not ban someone from carrying a firearm if they are legally permitted to do so. They can ask them to leave once they notice they have a firearm, but the signs mean absolutely nothing and legally posessing a firearm in a business with a sign bears no legal consequences.* *Laws vary by state. Check your local laws.
Most of the people are Chinese, have lived in this country longer than I've been alive and still the only thing they can say in English is "No problem!" Yes, I work in an 80's comedy.
I went out with one of my employees off and on for a couple months. Even though she asked me out, I was definitely flirting with sexual harassment from other employees if anyone found out. Little to no upside in dating her and a ton of downside. Luckily, no one was the wiser even though she was all over me at the Christmas party. But I think I rolled the dice enough and we're not going down that route again.
I always made a strict habit of never dating anybody I worked with or had class with. You break up, and they're still there the next day and many days after that. It's a complete heat-bag. No thank you.
So are there lots of Canadians vacationing here that I don't know about? So random for this to be in a Toronto paper. http://www.torontosun.com/2014/01/09/south-carolina-travel-musts-for-children
I tried it during ultrasound school. Biggest fucking mistake of my life. She was cute as shit and had a rocking little body on her. But what a terrible personality. Super insecure which made her a bully and wouldn't give head. Then it went terribly sour and we had to spend the next year together in class.
I know there are a number of Grantland readers on here. Does anybody else think the new layout sucks ass, or is it just me? It may just be because I'm old and hate change, but one of the appeals when it first launched was the newspaper throwback format. I feel like I'm funneling content now, instead of being able to sip it at my leisure.
Who the fuck doesn't give head? You're letting someone put their cock inside your vagina and, ostensibly, splatter the walls with stinky, viscous semen, but putting a perfectly clean cock in your mouth is just too demeaning. But a guy can go down on her until she passes out because exceptionalism. My friend mentioned this bullshit, and I quote, "Why would I give head if I don't get anything out of it?" I was quite disgusted with this attitude. For the record, no way in hell would I discuss my sex life with co-workers. Thankfully they're idiots and I've no desire to get to know them in the slightest. If they wish to tell me, they may, but the only person in that whole building worth listening to was too creeped out being the only cute girl in a sea of stinky, male nitwits. The only thing worse than being the subject of gossip is being the subject of how bad your game is on co-workers. Shut up, kid, mind your own business. Oh, and, I have never fit more than 4 fingers in a woman's vagina. My life feels incomplete. And my thumb is cold.
He probably did that when he was angry that the people that pay him to work actually expected him to work last month.
Ah, yes the SUNshine girls. Interior decor for construction site trailers since wheneverthefuck. As far as news goes, it's Canada's version of the New York Post: just a tabloid shortage that won the right to call itself a "newspaper".
Here you go CJ. Problem solved. I mean, it's made for bowling, but just think of the new advertising campaign. Parker! Get on this. Or not. I don't really care. But CJ can have a warm thumb now at least. See, I care.
I worked with a woman for a while who kept stealing the little rubber knobby things you put on your fingers to help you turn pages so you don't have to keep licking your finger for use when playing with herself. I suppose that goes into the discussing sex with your coworkers discussion, too.
I hate the new Grantland layout as well. Really sucks on cellphones too. Can't navigate as easily as before. Just noticed it this morning and it makes me sad. Also, I'm not advertising sex thumb condoms. Noland, in advertising, its freaking rare for an ad agency to be open during the holidays. They're losing even more money having the office open, us burning electricity, heat, and beating up the printer than letting us be at home. Fact.