I'm going to go on record as saying I want a sex life that makes me happy, but does not make me shit. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS HEAD?? It's like, all scabby or something. I can't even look at it. Barely. That is grossing me out. I don't understand how giving a blowjob is considered submissive. I actually feel more in control then. I can make it good, ooorrrrr I can make it bad*. See? Control. I have a sensitive part of your body in my mouth, I can kind of do what I want. *Only good people, only good.
I tend to avoid celebrity gossip like the plague, but I caught something about Gabourry Sidibe being taunted on Twitter after her Golden Globes appearance. No, it is NOT ok to weigh that much. This isn't some bullshit anorexia issue, you are seriously morbidly obese. That's not ok to tell kids. If more women looked like you, insulin would be in short supply and Golden Corral would have to start putting two restaurants side by side to keep up with demand. You're not a role model, try to drop under 300 pounds and then you can preach.
Great. A 12 year old kid shot another student in the face with a shotgun today. And then Piers Morgan interviewed one of the eyewitnesses -- an elementary-aged girl -- and asked questions like "what did it feel like to see that shooting?" Yeah, I'll drink to that. Or because of that.
Uhm... to be clear, way it is at her church I'm pretty sure you have to be over 300 lbs in order to qualify for preaching.
Meh. You're right, that's not a healthy weight, but so what? She shouldn't be allowed to be seen in public in case little girls start thinking it's ok to be fat? Come on. She's an actress at an awards show for acting, why does there have to be any discussion beyond that? With all the fucked up shit that famous people do, being fat seems pretty tame in my opinion.
It will be hard to keep pretending being fat is cute with one leg. She is what imagine the Shoggoth looks like from At The Mountains Of Madness.
Dude, didn't Blackfish teach you anything? Whales like that are not meant for entertainment, and if they're kept in the entertainment tank, they'll go crazy and become a danger to society and eat people eventually.
There's this guy that kept getting severe pilonidal cysts and had to have multiple surgeries over the past 8 years. They kept coming back, so the doctors sewed his ass crack together thinking it will help heal quicker. I know you all want to see the picture! FYI, he says he poops like everyone else.
So I've given my twin brother permission to take me out if I ever date a girl with a small rat dog. I can't stand those fucking things and usually can't stand the women who have them. Why are some people so afraid of a mid size dog? They're almost always more chill and relaxed than a little rat dog. vs Spoiler
I don't know why girls and Mickey Rourke love those hideous, twitchy little lemurs. They're bulemic Pugs, they should be drowned in holy water.
That's what everyone was asking him on Reddit. I guess the wound is very close to his asshole. He has to be very careful wiping. See what you made me do with your sarcastic comment smartass? I had to actually write more stuff about it!
See, now I can imagine how delicate it must have been to wipe when they had just shown his ass-crack shut. Because it was still healing and odds are there was a decent chance that some fecal material could have gotten stuck in the wound. Why'd you share that picture if you didn't want to write about it?
At an abstract level, I knew that there were this many Walmarts, but seeing like this is both awesome and kind of scary: http://knowmore.washingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/the-rise-of-walmart-in-one-animated-map/ It's also kind of depressing thinking about how many mom and pop stores have closed because of mega stores.
In some ways, Walmart is good for the consumer. In another regard, the rise of walmart is simply business evolution. Mom and pop stores closing is a bit sad, but they couldn't compete, so the consumer benefits because they get lower prices and more available merchandise. I don't shop at Wal-Mart, but I don't think it outcompeting local businesses is a bad thing.
Walmart's products, including their food, are complete shit. Funny enough, the mom and pop produce market is where I get all my stuff from at a significantly cheaper cost. All those stories of mistreated livestock, dairy laden with hormones? Those places distribute to Walmart almost exclusively. Shittiest quality on the market. Everything else they sell is Chinese garbage. Walmart is terrible for everyone except the people working there that wouldn't have jobs otherwise.
Cool, so if those local businesses have better products, and people begin demanding those products, then Wal Mart will fade away. Ultimately if you don't like their products and their business, then you need to blame the people shopping there. It is a retail store, the only reason it succeeds is because people shop there. Wal Mart is a reflection of the demands of the people shopping there, because of that, you can't blame it for the merchandise it sells, you need to blame the people buying it. Look at Whole Foods. A market developed for a grocery store that sold different merchandise than was available at the local grocery. Is Whole Foods bad for outcompeting local farmers markets?
Been there and can go you one better. A divorced girl I dated had a rockin' body after being short and stumpy when she was married. I guess she took the whole "new life" thing pretty seriously and started working out the minute she was away from the ex-husband. Needless to say I was very excited to hit that after a few dates. And when I finally did...it was all missionary, but it was also almost completely motionless. That's right, after plenty of foreplay and once I was inside, I wasn't to move because I'd "hurt her". So she'd rock back and forth in an almost unnoticeable rhythm, for 10 or so minutes, until she'd come. The movements would become more, shall we say, of an enjoyable length for me, but never long enough to get me over the line. We didn't stay together very long after the first few times.
Neither are morally or economically wrong. Walmart will never go away because 1. it is too cheap 2. they're everywhere, especially small towns where the Walmart is where everyone hangs out on Friday and I wish I was kidding. Walmart coming or going doesn't affect me one bit, though I do despise their model. They're toxic, greedy fucks. I was just saying avoid it if you give half a shit about your body or want to avoid motorized scooter hit and runs. Whole Foods blows my mind. Who are these people paying $5 a pound for vegetables? How does a family afford that even on 100k? It's all gorgeous, but you're out of your fucking gourd shopping there exclusively. A family of 4 would drop $600 a week there like it was nothing.