You guys have a choice either stop with the fat chick discussion or I'll lock the thread. We have beat this topic to death here several times. Enough. My Boss had a medical issue yesterday to the point I had to take his keys and call his wife to come get him. I love my Boss like family. I normally operate well in pressure situations but when it comes to people I care about having issues such as that it, as Ellen would say, freaked my freak. That was some scary shit. He's fine now.
I remember the night I found out my twin brother had a brain tumor. I remember the horrific events that lead up to the discovery. When its someone you care about deeply, its almost impossible to stay cool and rational. No matter what, you're going to be hyped up on adrenaline.
When I got home and after a strong drink I told the SO about it and before I knew it there were tears. I hope to never have to do anything even close to that again.
The bunny picture is making light of a serious topic: people who are clumsy. It is a serious public health concern that is costing us MONEY every year, and I believe it warrants serious discussion, not mockery. We shouldn't glorify the clumsy. What if my daughter sees that and thinks "hey, it's ok if I felled over, that bunny did it!" The bunny needs to remember that it is a role model and take it's responsibility seriously.
That bunny clearly was vaccinated and suffers from autism. That bunny's parents should be sterilized.
The bunny clearly has a gland issue. I can't believe you would all belittle the bunny for something it can't help.
The rabbit had bad habits which caused the gland issues, because of that its fair game to be made fun of.
Why you gotta fuck with the bunnies, asshole? I had a job interview at 0730 this morning, which meant I left my dog at home. When I lived in Texas, he went everywhere with me unless there was a compelling reason he couldn't. Since we moved here, he's home with me all day long. I got home and he did everything he could to fit himself in my lap. Spoiler
A few years ago, as I was walking out the door to go on my lunch break, my boss noticed my right eye "drift" and basically had to do the same thing you did SG. She had a terrible feeling, and while she didn't take my keys, she did block the door and told me either I go directly home and to the doctor or she was going to take me to the doctor. The eye drift was because of a brain tumor, which doctors later told me should have killed me weeks if not months prior. My boss (at the time) literally saved my life that day. Over 6 years later, I'm back in the same office working with her for the time being, and anytime anything is remotely wrong with me -- I have balance issues now so I fall down a lot; I'm crazy susceptible to concussions; my face will still twitch sometimes -- she still freaks the fuck out. On the reverse side, because of my training and my job description, I'm usually the first to arrive when one of our employees is having a medical issue. I've seen a lot over the years, and it's made me paranoid about my co-workers. Remember that that emotional distress is a good thing, SG -- it's your body's way of showing you that you truly care about where you work and who you work for.