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1/10/14 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 10, 2014.

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  1. mya

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    I should also point out that I am at the airport ready to board a commercial flight where I am flying COACH to go to a beach resort where I have a STANDARD room to celebrate a birthday with 13 ladies. Top that fuckers
     
    #421 mya, Jan 16, 2014
  2. mya

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    And that is kind of my point. He should've had the decency to know that is a no sharing story

    Sigh.... I miss juice
     
    #422 mya, Jan 16, 2014
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    Why didn't "Marcus" use his "jeito" and score you some tickets?
     
    #423 john_b, Jan 16, 2014
  4. CharlesJohnson

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    I used to look like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

    [​IMG]
     
    #424 CharlesJohnson, Jan 16, 2014
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, unless you take and share a picture of all of them in bikinis on the beach, we'll have no way to verify this either.
     
    #425 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 16, 2014
  6. The Village Idiot

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    I couldn't disagree more. Stories like that, where the protagonist does something really off the wall, and spins it in an amusing fashion, is precisely the type of thing that should be shared.
     
    #426 The Village Idiot, Jan 16, 2014
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    ...the fuck?
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    #427 Angel_1756, Jan 16, 2014
  8. Crown Royal

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    I would be sharpening a knife if my kid was in that photo. What IS that shit? Get Crystal Meth Christ out of here.
     
    #428 Crown Royal, Jan 16, 2014
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    Just like Michael Jackson, CMC would never have been ashamed of his nudity and felt the need to hide it behind a fig leaf in front of children. That's clearly Adam who must've just taken the meth that Eve offered him from the needle of knowledge.
     
    #429 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 16, 2014
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    I personally found the emphasis and bolding of "Luxury Suite" to be the only amusing portion of a pretty vanilla story of a guy having a mundane weekend in Vegas, highlighted by not only picking a terrible place to get bottle service, but then being worked by pros as low hanging fruit.
     
    #430 JWags, Jan 16, 2014
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, I think it says a lot about Vegas and the standards of TiB that this is a mundane weekend:

    I also find it hilarious that the though sex with hookers was involved, he didn't think they gambled any this weekend.

    Seriously, though, I'd like to hear more about that GMC Acadia.
     
    #431 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 16, 2014
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    The use of the phrase "party rocking" did it for me.
     
    #432 shimmered, Jan 16, 2014
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    So my bi-polar sister, the one who's scared to drive on the highway/always thinks she has some new disease/freaks out about the tiniest things is preggers.


    On one hand, Im happy for her and her husband.


    On the other hand, I cant help but feel really scared for that kid. There's almost a 0% chance that kid is going to turn out ok.
     
    #433 scotchcrotch, Jan 16, 2014
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    To be fair, when most people get pregnant, there are people concerned for their offspring.


    But bi-polar is something special. Good luck to your family, pregnancy hormones + bipolar =baaaaad.
     
    #434 shimmered, Jan 16, 2014
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    Is she over 30? I hear people are doing that now.

    The really creepy thing is the girl on his right seems to be trying to pull away. Gee, wonder why. And why is she bitter and the other girl sweet? Maybe she was just having a bad day.
     
    #435 happyfunball, Jan 16, 2014
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    I can't believe y'all read all of that shit. I skipped right on bye it.
     
    #436 gogators, Jan 16, 2014
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    Because Mr. Fig Leaf is hiding "Salty" or "Sour". I'm assuming this is a school science fair gone horribly awry.
     
    #437 CharlesJohnson, Jan 16, 2014
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    Yes. A science fair that produced a ferrel, perverted clone of Chris Elliot.
     
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    If that is a family photo I really want to see what Mom looks like.
     
    #439 Noland, Jan 16, 2014
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    Nope. You're all wrong. He's just a huge Big Head Todd and the Monsters fan, and waiting for the Horde tour to come back around so he can take his kids.
     
    #440 Now Slappy, Jan 16, 2014
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