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1/10/14 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 10, 2014.

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  1. katokoch

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    Yes. Best way to wake up, no doubt.
     
    #581 katokoch, Jan 18, 2014
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    So long as it's not 5 in the morning. One of the best feelings in the world is being woken up for sex at 2, 3 in the morning or something. You have that really intense, groggy sex, then fall asleep in a human pretzel while still inside of her. Probably the only memories of my first girlfriend I still hold in any meaningful regard.

    Going to a brewery today. Be jealous. Not just jealous, but very jealous. Seething. I want to taste your tears.
     
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    I'm back in Bahrain, covering down for the techs here while they're in Dubai getting training. First time I've been here since 2005, and things look a lot different from when i lived here from 2001-2003. Had a nice glass of Johnny Black in the Dubai airport on the way here. So good after not drinking for so long.
     
    #583 iczorro, Jan 18, 2014
  4. shimmered

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    Fuck you very much.







    Why in God's name I took on this project knowing I couldn't do with with a sixes of Shiner I'll never know.
     
    #584 shimmered, Jan 18, 2014
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    It was the sin of Eve that made you do it. Say it with me. Eve was weak.

    Say it, woman! EVE WAS WEAK! The first sin was intercourse!

    [​IMG]


    (For everyone scratching their uncultured, tiny heads, Carrie is a modern masterpiece of comedy.)
     
    #585 CharlesJohnson, Jan 18, 2014
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    Fine. i'm going to go rip down wallpaper. Ass.
     
    #586 shimmered, Jan 18, 2014
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    Second option makes life worth living.
     
    #587 The Village Idiot, Jan 18, 2014
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    As long as I don't sleep right through it, I'll take either option. But I prefer the second.
     
    #588 Misanthropic, Jan 18, 2014
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    You can start with Option B, but you're gonna have to take a time out early on to let me get to the bathroom otherwise you're going to down there until judgment day without result.
     
    #589 Noland, Jan 18, 2014
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    Please God, never let me get old like Noland.
     
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    On the plus side you develop a complete lack of shame. Which is nice.
     
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    #592 shimmered, Jan 18, 2014
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    Fuck her and her family in the ear with barbed wire.
     
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  14. toddamus

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    Clearly they are spending that much money so that the kid will have a good time, and they are definitely not doing it to show off how much money they have.

    Maybe I'm weird, but if I'm looking to show off how much money I have, I'd rather get a nice BMW or Merc.
     
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    Apparently it's cultural, because they're Korean.


    Even so. Fifteen grand would do lots in my life right now.
     
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    Yea, its still weird. If someone is crapping themselves, they probably don't need a birthday party.

    Remember, some Koreans eat dogs, not everything they do makes sense.
     
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    I love my kids. I do. They think I'm spending 15k on ANYTHING...they lost their minds. Not even (especially not) a wedding. And certainly no birthday party.


    Then again, the couple who threw the party admitted it was mostly for them, and that they had the money to spend and not be in debt.
     
    #597 shimmered, Jan 18, 2014
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    Hahaha, challenge?

    [​IMG]
     
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    I feel like a woman stripping to Darth Vadar's theme song should be on the top of every man's list.
     
    #599 guernica, Jan 18, 2014
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    The one who dances to Cats in the Cradle will have her baby's footprints tramp stamped with the birthday and name.
     
    #600 shimmered, Jan 18, 2014
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