Fun fact: The opening scene in Free Willy where the kid walks under an arbor carrying shit? That was my aunt's front yard in Portland.
This made me search Kyle Kinane Flame War, and I got his mocking of Pace Picante, so thank you for that. God damn, he's funny.
You guys should declare him a national treasure. He's as human as a comic gets, and insanely clever. What's hilarious is his mocking of Pace got them to suspend their Twitter account because they used a bot to favourite ever tweet that mentions them. Fucking Twitter.
At the pool here. Get this: there is a boy in my daughter's swim class that is about two inches taller than her and about 2.5 times her mass. His eye sockets are fat. I thought he may have a glandular issue until I heard his crass-mouthed mother yelling at him and I can see what the issue is. What a gross abomination, she makes The Honey Boo-Boo mom look like Rose Byrne. Apparently a steady diet of McDonald's, Tang and Pop Tarts is all a growing boy needs.
Actually it was just another comedian pretending to be Pace. Looks like we'll have to find a different reason to hate twitter; as difficult as that might be. <a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407595750378311680" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/4 ... 0378311680</a>
As a frequent flyer the guy eating pancakes on an airplane is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever heard. I've never experienced "wackadoo shit" like that, but you see weird ass stuff on an airplane.
His "Whiskey Icarus" hour is one of the best hours of standup I've ever seen. He was also hilariously fucked up on Drunk History.
So apparently the biggest Sriracha sauce maker in the US had to shut down because of a law suit. It is a sad day.
Sriracha is a brand not a type. They had to shut down because they were essentially pepper spraying the community on a massive scale.
Shipments will resume in the end of January, which is good because I go through that shit quick. It goes with everything.
Do you think she's sending a message here? It was right after she told the people that didn't vote for her "Better luck next year".
I'm fairly certain you have that completely backwards. I'm fairly certain that the Subway sandwiches and Lay's potato chip flavor have nothing to do with Huy Fong Foods. As for the lawsuit, I don't know why anyone in their right mind would choose to do business in California anyway. The vineyards have an excuse, but Silicon Valley and Hollywood represent everything that's wrong with America, and companies in other industries can find dozens of other places in the country that make more sense.
I'm sure you do, it tends to make the people comply quicker when they can't stop coughing and have a searing pain everywhere that touches the air. So its official I'm on the Broncos bandwagon, because why the hell not when you live in the city.
That shit was the worst. I got it worse because I was a smartass and yelled "bring the pain." Got half a can in the mouth, and then rest into the eyes.
Whats worse, the taser or the pepper spray? I've heard the pepper spray because it lasts longer, but with the taser you still have metal prongs that have to be ripped out of your skin.
Why can't we get this much hockey talk in the actual thread. Mate sent me this on FaceStalk today, persevere. There is some crazy shit towards the end.
I've never been tazed, chose not to carry it (for now). From what I've heard, getting tazed is the longest, most painful 5 seconds of your life. But you recover after a few minutes. I was in pretty bad pain for at least 3 hours after the OC.