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1/10/14 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 10, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    True dat. Just ask pro athletes: you can be "on the down-low" without actually being gay! It's science.
     
    #841 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2014
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    And I, for one, am very grateful.
     
    #842 Misanthropic, Jan 22, 2014
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    Yep, hence my signature line.
     
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    Here we have my biggest weakness. Bottoms that are not made to cover a woman's ass entirely. See also the scrunch bikini bottom. I can not think straight when presented with this image.

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    As for personality over looks? Welp, looks like I'm fucked.
     
    #845 CharlesJohnson, Jan 22, 2014
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    These were very popular with the college girls* when I was down in Puerto Rico a couple weeks ago. I am a fan.

    *College swim teams visiting for winter training = lots of bikinis on the beach.
     
    #846 katokoch, Jan 22, 2014
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    Fucking Chive. I try to avoid that site as much as possible. I type in "www.Chive.com" at 9:30am, next thing I know, I'm closing the window after burning through 50 galleries and its 12:20 and I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED"?

    Also, I thought it was pretty amazing that I got my gf into porn, she has now set a goal to be "porn star hot" by the time summer rolls around. This is all her intrinsic determination. God bless Persian women.
     
    #847 Parker, Jan 22, 2014
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    What does "porn star hot" actually mean? Shitty tattoos and too much mascara? Diet of coke and sperm? Bottle bleach blonde and neon fishnets?

    Porn stars would make the best bank robbers. For one, bouncing breasts are an awesome distraction. Nobody's going to pay attention to anything else. They also wear so much foundation and eye-make-up they look like entirely different people bare faced. "Officer we were just robbed by a blonde raccoon with rockin' awesome tits. Yeah, it was awesome, but you better come out anyway."
     
    #849 CharlesJohnson, Jan 22, 2014
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, it's a good thing she writes books about math and such. Otherwise, no one would find her appealing.

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    So, your favorite lingerie is alge bra?
     
    #850 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 22, 2014
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    At some point over the last two years, that site has overcome my wardrobe. I'd say 70% of the tshirts I own are from thechive. And with an operater/maintenance job like mine, having something that burns up hours is a very valuable thing.
     
    #851 iczorro, Jan 22, 2014
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    Those are criminally hot.

    Although I'll take anything to slam the coffin lid on those idiotic 80's retro swimsuits making a "comeback" that make women look like short bus escapees. Kill them with fire and brimstone.
     
    #852 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2014
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    Again, theChive has examples

    Some favorites:
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    That's Stormy Daniels, from The 40 Year Old Virgin
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    Dani Daniels is still an attractive average looking girl.
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    Tori Black? Still hot.
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    Puma Swede is a goddamned bridge troll.
     
    #853 iczorro, Jan 22, 2014
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    80's swimsuits, like highwaisted shorts and perms, should stay in the 80s and die.
     
    #854 toddamus, Jan 22, 2014
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    Hell yeah. I mean, perms? What fucking idiot thought "Let's bring back a $150 haircut that Jews consider to be an atrocious curse!!" Especially on men. If I had curly hair, then I would immedietly have no hair because every guy except Slash and Ian Hunter look like pedarist gym teachers with curly hair. Sorry if you were born with it, that's a shit end of the stick but buy a flat iron or shave it short. Otherwise you look like a person-of-interest.

    High-waist shorts are just an abomination. Women can defend them all they want, in the end they're still wrong.
     
    #855 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2014
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    Gabrielle Union on Porn Star diet
     
    #856 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 22, 2014
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    Well she's going off the chicks on X-Art, so something along the lines of Caprice or the girl in the video that Rachiii linked awhile ago. Not the typical American, LA pornstar look. Caprice just happens to be on The Chive as well.
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    [quote="iczorro"]At some point over the last two years, that site has overcome my wardrobe. I'd say 70% of the tshirts I own are from thechive. And with an operater/maintenance job like mine, having something that burns up hours is a very valuable thing.[/quote]
    Now, I'm all for the website, but I'd never turn it into 70% of my wardrobe. It just advertises "I like looking at pictures of hot chicks" more than I'd like to.
     
    #857 Parker, Jan 22, 2014
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    Winnie Cooper will always be the ultimate girl-next-door. I don't know a single guy near my age who wasn't completely in love with her. Any time Kevin screwed up with her I wanted to strangle him through the TV.
     
    #858 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2014
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    I think taut body that still looks good while filming is basically porn star hot. Lets face it a solid majority of people do not have what it takes to look good on film fucking. Only the cream of the crop ever make it even then for a very short time. The rest fall by the wayside or do humiliating work for low rent porn sites. They do wear entirely too much make up sometimes. Most of the girls in that before and after series of photos would still be super cute/hot face wise if they went for subtly in the makeup department.
     
    #859 Kubla Kahn, Jan 22, 2014
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    A really annoying friend of mine was in one of their photosets, so now I hate the Chive.
     
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