Any guy who hops on a mechanical bull at a bar is a moron and deserves to get tossed hard. If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
Really? Because she's 42 and she has 4 kids... I'd say she looks pretty damn good. Then again, you have this 26 year old with no children and I'd say she looks pretty damn frightening.
She doesn't look like that anymore... Warning: The spoiler contains a photo that resembles SJP's whore sister. Spoiler
If you're going to post 26 year olds, try using human beings next time instead of weather-beaten tackling dummies.
I knew about Simmons on here, but who knew Juice was in fact Bill Cosby? This explains his absence. http://www.deadline.com/2014/01/bill-cosby-nbc-return-tv-series-star/
Yea, its easy to post the outliers. On average, its like anything else, clothes are size and age dependent.
The VP of engineering came by my desk at bankrupt company and told me we were having a meeting in the big conference room. I calm down a little bit when I see some pretty important people in there waiting with us. Nope, we all got laid off. I'm going to go crawl into a bottle of bourbon.
Sundresses are amazing. They're super easy to wear and everyone is like "OMG YOU LOOK SO CUTE!" Lazy clothing for the win. What I don't understand is accessories. I get watches, wedding rings, some rings, earrings to a point...maybe a cuff... But when getting dressed means putting on makeup doing something to your hair putting on clothes putting on earrings/necklace/scarf/hat/bracelet/rings grabbing purse, wallet, and sunglasses... I start to get overwhelmed. I feel like I start to rattle and clank and that's never ever awesome, in my book. Plus I haaaaaate carrying a purse. Ah, and ginormous hoop earrings. isn't that annoying? I mean, doesn't it hurt or get on your nerves or whatever?
Why is 40 always referenced as the age women start falling apart? I'd like to make a motion when referring to women past their prime and looking hideous in all things ever, as, say, 55? And seriously, you all act like it's only the women that age. Yep, I'm surrounded by fat, sloppy women in mom jeans and their studly husbands. You guys' futures suck.
Know who I blame for my controversial comment? Society. Its not my fault the world I am surrounded by has given me this impression. Guys fall apart at 40 too. Look at athletes careers, hardly any make it past that age, and if they do they are hanging on to the twilight years of their career.
And if you want people based on intelligence and personality over looks (Fucking Gena Man-Jaw Davis? really?) Ke$ha is your girl. She goes to lectures for fun And that's from Cracked, so you know it's true.
The mechanical bull was a big disappointment off my bucket list. And guys look ridiculous on it because they look ginormous. I pictured this: Spoiler Instead I got this: Spoiler Nice and easy. And maybe Kubla can confirm this, but I swear they lubed that sucker up every night because it was slippery. And for some reason, I must have thought bull riders communicate by using the "thumbs up" method because in the video I have, I do it about 4 times. Ready to go? "Thumbs up" Okay after face planting? "Thumbs up" All done? "Thumbs up". I am 100% confident I have not communicated any of my answers that way since that weekend. So overall, a disappointment, although two of my friends committed to it next year. But I'll be doing the filming then.
I've been skydiving a handful of times, but the one time I got video of it, I was throwing the devil horns the whole damn way down. Metal as fuck. I have no recollection of doing that, but there it is, with Incubus' "Nice to know you" playing in the background.