One of the most obvious, and annoying things about sitcoms is that usually there is usually a smart, sexy, and sassy wife who keeps her goofy dim witted, well intentioned husband in line.
That kind of stuff IS annoying! *Says the 43-year-old mom of three that's too old for a tube top since it's "bad" (which really isn't at the top of my fashion choices anyway). I'm just busting your balls, I'm not that worked up over it.
You can wear a tube top. But if you do, make sure its a short one that shows you belly, and be sure to have your hair in a pony tail, also I think its a requirement to wear acid washed jeans while doing this.
And be prepared to bring me a beer on requestand bend from the waist when pouring it into my glass. mmmmm
I was thinking about King of Queens, and on what planet Kevin James gets a hot wife. Then I remembered it was super twat, ex-Scientologist Leah Remini and, well, he can just have her, it's ok. The Honeymooners I understood. Jackie Gleason emotionally and physically abused his wife who had nowhere to run to except back to her abuser. 50's will harsh your buzz, man. Family Guy's take on it is something I can appreciate. They really moved on from a modicum of sentimentality in a silly marriage to not giving a fuck. They know it's tired: "Mom has moved on emotionally. She will soon take a lover. She already has two cellphones." Also: "Sorry I hit you at dinner, Lois" "It was nice of the manager not to call the cops." "Yeah, it worked out. Happy anniversary."
It's because we're only allowed to acknowledge flaws in white, straight men at this point. Poke fun at anyone else (outside animated shows, at least) and you're a bigot. It's sort of like the shitstorm about that Grantland article. They were about to expose a con man who built their entire life around a fake identity, fake credentials, a fake (famous) name, and defrauding investors. Yet the narrative is that she only killed herself because one of those lies involved being transgender. I'm willing to bet that he/she/it* was more distraught about the idea that he/she/it* could go to jail for fraud than being outed. * I refuse to read the GLAAD style guide because if you have a problem with which pronoun I use, you probably still have a lot of other more important shit to deal with.
Maybe it's just me, but it seems that the older I get, the more I think I prefer the 40-year old mother of three vs the younger girls. As long as the mother hasn't let herself go.
Not everyone wants to be Dream Theater. She's having fun and is apparently really fucking good at it. And since she's writing her own stuff, she's keeping a bigger piece. Evil genius is right. But of course, you've voiced your displeasure at the apparent "un-danceability" of her songs, so its no sense convincing you. However, if people aren't losing their shit for Timber any time you play it, then you're a god damn liar.
Thats because you aren't a creepy old man. You prefer someone who is age appropriate versus the 20 year old. Hell, at 28, I can't imagine dating someone younger than 24.
There's nothing wrong with dating an adult much younger . Just ask Billy Joel, who married (now divorced) a 23 year old. It's why God invented money in the first place.
Yea you really need to be older and wealthier to pull it off. My sister married a guy 7 years younger than her. Its weird.