What? I missed Crown attacking Ke$ha? Oh shit, I can't believe I did, it'll probably never happen again! A one time event I missed, I can't believe it, so sad. Also, I'm funemployed Angel! Fun is contagious. I have headhunters already hot on the trail getting me a new job. While I sit back and scratch my balls. Where the fuck were these teachers when I was in school? Shit.
Double darn! I missed you being the passive-aggressive little tool that you are. Guaranteed NOT a one-time event. Sorry I'm being repetitive. By all means, slay us with one of your patented Bill Simmons jokes that we never hear.
Looks the The Biebs just got arrested for get this-- drunk street racing in Miami. Clinically retarded, the splitting social image of his parents. Could somebody please drown him in a bucket of skunk piss? Please?
[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BstDHglHyA[/youtube] On my tablet and don't know how to fix that...but that is immediately what I thought of.
I don't even know what to say to this, but there is aerial footage of the police van that MAY have Bieber in it. Really?
I wish the consequences of his actions included giving him back to the canadians and never letting him reenter.
They should make him do Survivor without all the other contestants. And without cameras. And without the ability to come back.
If only there were an island out in the middle of nowhere, where we could send all our felons to. A place so far out there that even if they built a boat there'd be no chance in hell of them making it back.
In his defense, I can't imagine the incredible douche I would have been at 19 if I had girls throwing themselves at me and I was worth over 100 million dollars. That said, fuck him and his dumb friends.
Fuck that, build it in Antarctica. Let them freeze before they get the boat in the water. If they can get the boat in the water.
It didn't stop Shackleton from getting back. He just had his guys pull their lifeboats across the ice.
Spoilered because people are stupid. Spoiler People piss me off. "It's one of God's creatures!" It's severely deformed...to the point that the doctors can't recognize gender. There are heart deformities, limb deformities, hydrocephalus, and who knows what else. If that's the god these people worship, he's a fucking asshole.