Does anybody else in here get bothered by neighbours who leave their Christmas lights up all year? I have a neighbour that has has those hideous white icicle lights hanging off his house for three years. And get this-- his wreath has been right there, on his front door; for two years. It's the same dickweed I refuse to speak to, what kind of lazy train wreck is this person?
My sisters once left an artificial Christmas tree up in their apartment for over a year. At first they just seemed lazy about cleaning it up, then after Easter it became this weird fixture in their apartment. After slaving away at my workbench since the wee hours of the morning, I am going ice fishing now. Woohoo!
Just wait until night, get a ladder, and break a few of the bulbs. If he bothers to find the bulb or replace the entire strand, do it again. Eventually he'll get the picture.
Doesn't that whole scenario violate the "Don't be an asshole" principle? Is it really that hard to NOT be an asshole? Whether we're talking a sloppy inconsiderate asshole, or a controlling asshole, or a know it all asshole...is it really that hard to just...fucking don't be a dick, man.
The other day I saw a porn video that was completely vanilla by all accounts, dude was banging some chick in a bathroom and she was bent over grasping the sink. He takes her head, puts it under the faucet and turns on the water and basically proceeded to waterboard her for the remainder of the video. I had the weirdest boner. Oh, and I tried a sixer of Weihenstephan (which is apparently the oldest brewery in Germany) Hefeweissbier. It was pretty underwhelming and overly foamy for no reason whatsoever. Would not recommend.
You wouldn't be able to relate. The only lights that bother you are from a steady stream of ghetto birds.
Same...there were a couple I've not seen, but could identify. I'm almost ashamed to admit Mean Girls is one of them.
Mean Girls is actually a surprisingly good movie even if you factor out the hotness of non-coked out Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfreid.
How anyone can dispute that that title belongs to anyone but Rachel McAdams is beyond me. There is no logic in this place.
Apparently, Amanda Seyfried and her preying mantis face is a sex symbol to Korean men. I've had no less than six creepy, unmarried virgins who live with their parents tell me about jerking it to Seyfried. Chabert is hotter, because...brunettes. How the hell is "Mean Girls" so popular?
Lacey Chabert is an incredibly attractive woman. However, there is no doubt in my mind she is dumber than a sack of assholes. There is just no way. Somewhere her father is staring at her mother shaking his head near rage, every day. To quote Sheriff Buford T. Justice, "There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in the mouth." She isn't acting in Mean Girls. She also left Family Guy because she "was busy." You know it takes like a week to lay down a season of vocal work? Rachel McAdams seems like a charming woman, who just happens to also have an ass like this:
Just found out that my wife's best friend (her husband is my partner in crime) is pregnant, despite being medically "unable" to conceive -- she has only one ovary, and it's my understanding that a bunch of other inner workings down there are fucked up too. They're both over 30, so this should be interesting. I'm crossing my fingers for the kid.