Anyone else have the urge to see what The Pioneer Woman is like in bed? Maybe I'm just confusing food and sex like George Constanza.
My neighbour likes to hot box his garage and since our garages are joined, our entire garage smells like pot. While that would be fun if I partook, that smell makes me sick to my stomach. Super fun.
My guess is vanilla. Too middle of the country to be into that progressive experimentation you are probably used to.
Sodomites! Speaking of which I threw my neck out this morning mid-thrust and can barely turn my head now. Great timing since I have to be productive this weekend, I got word on Friday evening that I interview on Monday afternoon.
Disagree. Of all the ridiculous stereotypes I've heard in my day, probably the truest is that redheads are crazy in bed.
Sigh, I didn't know what she looked like so I Googled her and the first thing I see is her website with the title "The Pioneer Woman: Plowing Through Life in the Country." The context of the conversation...probably threw my understanding of the tagline off a little bit.
Flying into Ft. Lauderdale early monday morning for a cruise. I'm guessing the heightened security should make for a fantastic time. Preggo wife means we can't get off the boat at two of the islands because fuck zika, but I have a bucket list fishing trip lined up for Key West. Anything to get out of this damn allergy weather down here.
Has anybody seen Star Wars: The Holiday Special? In an attempt to capitalize on the success of A New Hope, CBS produced a made for tv star wars movie in 1978. Han Salo and Chewbacca are returning to the wookie home world to celebrate life day with his son Lumpy, his wife Malla, and his father Itchy. I'm watching it now, and the main focus appears to be in the tree house where the wookie family lives. Scenes include extended periods of time where the various wookies grunt at each other, and small computer generated green and blue people dancing and singing. Apparently it was such a catastrophe it was only once aired in its entirety. It has all the main cast from the original movie - Mark Hamil, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, etc. I had no idea this even existed.
I don't know man. I can't really recommend it. At times it does verge into so bad it's good territory, but for the most part it's just terrible. If anyone is inclined to take the challenge of making it through that disaster of a movie, it's on youtube. I feel dirty after watching that. It's like finding out your first love had a thing on the side where she fucked the whole neighborhood and wiped their nuts on your pillow.
Oh I have absolutely zero expectations for this. Basically thinking this will be like 1960s batman; so bad that it's sort of good.
Apparently someone threw dog shit in Martin Shkreli's face last night. The person who did that deserves the medal of freedom.
It's a good start. Next time someone with diarrhea should shit in one of those giant kitchen bowls and sling it on him. As much as I hate the SJW mob fake justice, some people really do deserve a proper public shaming.