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1/13/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 13, 2017.

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  1. Clutch

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    My niece has no problem peeing on the toilet, but is absolutely terrified of pooping into it for some reason.
     
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    That can be used as an intermediate step, but if the kid is using that, they're not potty trained. "Potty trained" means that when you're out shopping with the kid and they have to go, you don't need any special equipment, or they can use the bathroom at the day care all by themselves. That, and if you're driving, they can hold it for a few minutes until you get to the nasty gas station bathroom . . . but, then you have to help them hover and they pee all over your shoe anyway.
     
    #122 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 19, 2017
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    What. The fuck. Has happened. To the drunk thread.

    Potty training? Jesus christ. It's not enough that I have to hear this from every woman my age who is tenderly coaxing Jaxxon or Oliviannabelle through this blessed milestone, now I have to read it in my perusals of the one safe haven left which doesn't involve goddamned children? Christ. Almighty.
     
    #123 Angel_1756, Jan 19, 2017
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    Yeah back to shitting the bed stories!
     
    #124 Kubla Kahn, Jan 19, 2017
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    I've only got one, but it's a juicy one.
     
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    Reminds me of hockey one night this year. At least half the guys on our team our now dads and most of them of toddlers or younger. Somehow we got on the topic of diapers or something like that. Our old school goaltender "what the fuck is going on here, talking about diapers in the locker room. Next you are going to start talking about Tupperware or something." Then I pipe up "well actually i was looking at the price of the pyrex lids because they crack after a while and i found that the lids are just as expensive as the whole set." He just shakes his head everyone laughed then we go back to talking about what ever.
     
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    Talking about kids shitting themselves sure makes me want to drink until I can't remember reading about that shit.

    I'm nearing 40 and have never changed a diaper. Just thought of it gives me the heebie-jeebies. Fucking GROSS
     
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    This is what happens when there aren't enough titties flying around.
     
    #128 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 19, 2017
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    You haven't lived until you go to change a kid, start taking there cloths off and get a big handle full of poop.
     
    #129 wexton, Jan 19, 2017
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    I think its time to close this thread to prevent even more psychological damage
     
    #130 toddamus, Jan 19, 2017
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    Lactating titties?? I smell our next WDT theme!!
     
    #132 Kubla Kahn, Jan 19, 2017
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    Hey, whatever floats your boat, dude.

     
    #133 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 19, 2017
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    Hey look animals playing in the snow!!!!!

     
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    All I can think is "bloody nipple discharge....bloody nipple discharge..."

    Chant it with me. Oh, is that stuck in your head now? I read the phrase last week in some cancer records and that phrase has been playing in my head like a song ever since.

    Bloody nipple discharge....

    I'll drink to that shit. Just bought a winter beer sampler pack, too.
     
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    Red beer?
     
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    How bout so much beer I piss red?
     
    #137 bewildered, Jan 19, 2017
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    I think I saw Bloody Nipple Discharge open for Blue Oyster Cult in 1978.
     
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    Try as you might I don't think the fires of Mordor have the power to break the spell of the titties.
     
    #139 Kubla Kahn, Jan 19, 2017
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    What are you guys doing to my Drunk Thread.?! Get it together.
     
    #140 shegirl, Jan 19, 2017
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