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1/15/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 15, 2016.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    If you want a true golden trip in the way back machine, here you go:



    Chevy Chase had a talk show!
    Jim Varney played Jed Clampett!
    Jim Varney plays the dulcimer!
     
    #121 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 20, 2016
  2. Crown Royal

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    Varney (like many comedians) was a very smart man. Guys like he or Foxyworthy always played the Rube but a lot of comics are smart as fuck.

    Also like a lot of good comics, Varney never turned it off. Another totally original character.

     
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    Damn, this is making me want to watch Pee Wee/Ernest movies. I knew of their existence as a kid but never watched them.
     
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    Well you're in luck. Ernest Scared Stupid is on youtube.



    Its one the greatest achievements in cinema history.

    TL;DR for anyone who hasnt seen it - Ernest is a garbage man or something in a small town. But theres an evil troll that turns kids into little dolls for some reason. The troll is lactose intolerant so Ernest is able to kill him with milk and a hug.
     
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    #125 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 20, 2016
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    Archer plays jazz. Yeah right. Next you'll tell me Steve Martin is an award winning banjo player.

    No celebrity musician will ever top Return of Bruno.



     
    #126 CharlesJohnson, Jan 20, 2016
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    I owned the Return of Bruno back in the day. I crushed hard on Bruce Willis when he was on Moonlighting, so I bought the cassette and played it lots. I still get teenagery goosebumps thinking about it.
     
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    After 2 days of skiing at 11,00 feet , I have determined that I am fat and out of shape. Getting old sucks but my wife said my hair looked good.
     
    #128 dewercs, Jan 20, 2016
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    Hopefully your wife sobers up enough for you to get lucky tonight.
     
    #129 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 20, 2016
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    Fixed that for you
     
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    Fucking spoiler alert bro!
     
    #131 Kubla Kahn, Jan 20, 2016
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    There's a roach coach in our courtyard at work today selling lobster.
     
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    Well, biologically speaking they ARE the cockroaches of the sea. Given your location I bet they're real fresh too.
     
    #133 jdoogie, Jan 20, 2016
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    I will paypal you the money to buy some. Eat it and document the experience (including whatever happens afterward).

    I'm bored tonight. Sue me.
     
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    Busted cold for internet slackery at work. I need to move departments to find a desk that isn't in direct eyesight of people leaving the kitchen or one of the owner's office door.
     
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    A little late for that now. I curse the day we got our new cubicles and the owner's wife came in and picked out all of our seats like we were children.
     
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    Someone drew a dick on a frozen river in Sweden.

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    City officials let it stay there because the ice was too thin to walk on and thus, they said, they could not remove it.

    Uhm.... throw a rock at it to break up the ice? Hose it down with water? Snow blower? Propane torch? Use it as an excuse to finally use your police-issue handgun and shoot some holes at it?

    I'm not sure which is more funny: the drawing of the dick, or the ineptitude of city officials.
     
    #139 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 20, 2016
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    I like to think that they found it funny too and didn't give a shit enough about it to get rid of it.
     
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