I'm so excited that I may just drink 4 gallons of water and go to bed early to try it out for real... only taken it out on test runs so far.
Congratulations on your creepy toilet. If I ever have to pee at your house in the middle of the night, I will be sure to bring my PMR 30 with me to kill the demon that crawls out before I sit down.
I also love how it makes fun of the "fanboy" culture without being mean or cruel towards it. I think it was voted "Sixth best Star Trek film" by Star Trek fans because the culture loves the film so much.
My glowing toilet is steeped in science, I'll have you know. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_vision#Biological_night_vision
I want to see the first girl's reaction that sees your creepy toilet. I hope her blood curling scream of "What the fuck is this demonic bullshit?! ", wakes you up from a really good dream!
It's motion and light activated, so if you turn on the bathroom light it won't go on. So win win. Engineering AND Science FTW.
I know there are some guys around here who are searching on Amazon right now to see what it's all about...
Actually I was gonna ask you where you got it? Hell if I wanna flip on the damn light and fuck with my night vision, or worse than that leave it off, piss everywhere and have to deal with el preggo wrath for the next four days because of it. Knowing her hormones right now she'd make me clean the floor with my tongue.
Oh yes, PLEASE, make your toilet demonic and glowy like. Your pregnant wife will LOVE it. You think being quarantined in the spare bedroom is bad, wait until she sees your satanic toilet. Send pics of you sleeping in the shed
Last time she was preggo and went all hormonal on me I put red food coloring in the toilet tank. Fortunately we fuck with each other frequently so it took her all of three seconds to realize what I'd done and she didn't have an *actual* abortion, though I do think she was ready to cut my balls off if she didn't need them for at least one more kid.
What is wrong with you?! No, don't answer that, apparently too much to put in this word box. Enjoy the shed. I hope she puts nothing but red glowy lights in it. Then you can have a demonic shed. Enjoy the Science!
My husband insists on having a night light in the bathroom. It's the only reason the door from the bedroom to bathroom stays closed. You have to walk into the hallway to go to the bathroom. Because yay night lights!!!!
I dunno, I have a mini wax burner/night light thingy in my bathroom and it really is nice in the middle of the night. Just enough light to see when you're sleepy, but not enough to be all bright and annoying.
Or the time I stuck a blowup doll behind the shower curtain. She had just entered her second trimester and emptied her entire bladder in her yoga pants just standing there. Now she's starting to pee herself a little with she laughs, sneezes, or if someone tickles her. The fun is just getting started.