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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Fuckineh!
     
  2. Cmr88

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    Please tell me Science has come out with, when you lift the toilet lid it says, "Satan welcomes your offering! " I just don't get why you had to choose red?! Why not green? Animals don't shy away from green light either.
     
  3. dieformetal

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    Apparently this thing comes with "carousel mode" which will "cycle seamlessly through every shade of color"...interesting...
     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    Just bought one. I can see the utility of it for myself, but also, potty training my son, he's gonna think it's cool so hopefully that'll help. If my wife doesn't mock me too much with the first one, I'll get another for my son's bathroom.

    And if it turns out it was a shitty idea, I'll blame it on the cough syrup.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    You're such a girl.

    Seriously, though, red light doesn't fuck with your night vision so you can go to the toilet and back without killing yourself or going blind or fucking with your melatonin and seratonin production too much.
     
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    I'm going to have it so my girlfriend can tell what mood I'm in by the color of my glowing toilet. It will be glorious.
     
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    A mood toilet.

    Genius!
     
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    Y'all kill me. The first bathroom that I walk into that has a carousel toilet I KNOW will have something to do with this place. Why not go all out, and add some creepy circus/clown music to go with it? Sounds like a new horror movie to me.
     
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    "I'd like to go out for ladies night with y'all, but my boyfriend's glowing toilet has been blue all day so I'm just going to get him some of his favorite beer and have a quiet night with him, try to figure out what's wrong."
     
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    I'm gonna put mine on yellow so that way I can take a piss in it without flushing just like I always do.

    Or if I put it on blue and take a piss will the water look green?
     
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    Do you see what you fucking started?! The guy that is begging to be killed by his wife is now analyzing piss colors.
     
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    I bet her mood toilet is orange-going-on-red....
     
  13. Nettdata

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    You should have been here when he shot himself.

    He's showing improvement.
     
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    Please tell me you are kidding?
    Try black. For non existent! I shall never have a creepy, glowy, toilet.
     
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    Hey, ROTN... you ever shoot yourself?
     
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    No, he really shot himself. I don't remember where, just that it was minor(well, relatively speaking....).
     
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    I can't wait for this.....
    I thought the guy obsessed with ugly women with bushy vaginas was bad...
     
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    It kind of went with the brain tumour, so we usually cut him some slack.
     
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    My stomach hurts from laughing. What. The. Flying. Fuck. This place never ceases to amaze me.
     
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    So if it's in rainbow mode that means she wears the strap on?
     
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