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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I do believe your roommates' sensibilities are wearing off onto you.
     
    #221 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Nah, I'm just talking about rubber dicks. If I start blathering about real dicks, then I'll worry.
     
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    Excuse you, sir, we call that "Carousel mode"...
     
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  4. Nettdata

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    You know, if anyone would appreciate the aesthetics of glowing toilets, it would be your roommates. After all, I've seen their Christmas displays.

    You should surprise them.

    At this rate, we could get a TIB group discount.
     
    #224 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    It's semantics, but yeah, basically.

    I was taking the slide off my pistol in prep to clean it, a round was in the chamber which I stupidly forgot to check. It fired off and either grazed my palm or was really fucking close. Still not sure which. My palm had circular powder residue on it, was very burned but no broken skin.

    Not the best moment of my life.
     
    #225 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 24, 2017
  6. Nettdata

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    Attaboy!
     
    #226 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
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    Fuck me, some people person is trying to ban me from a Friday skate because I asked her why I spent money on her student event if she didn't even support it. Now I got a bunch of guys trying to be tough texting, telling me what an asshole I am and trying defend her.

    Please God, let the shit keep n raining.
     
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  8. Nettdata

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    Text them a pic of your dick. Betcha they leave you alone after that.
     
    #228 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
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    I want you to remember this next time you post about how upset you are that you can't conceal carry at work.
     
    #229 Frebis, Jan 24, 2017
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    I have so many things to say, but I can't even pick which one to begin with. Do you look both ways before crossing a road?
     
    #230 Cmr88, Jan 24, 2017
  11. Nettdata

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    He just follows his pet chickens.
     
    #231 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
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    Either that or they'll laugh, better than them trying to act tough

    For fucks sake I literally picked her up from the airport a week ago and now this? Never let someone know when things are going bad for you, never let your guard down, people will crush you
     
    #232 toddamus, Jan 24, 2017
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    Backlight it with Carousel Mode and you're untouchable.
     
    #233 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
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    I am surprised he hasn't shot his chickens.
     
    #234 Cmr88, Jan 24, 2017
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    Just out of curiosity are you trying to hit on someone's girlfriend?
     
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    Fuck that, dude would probably order a special deluxe model that blast disco music and shoots a popsicle up your ass for better taste or something.
     
    #236 toytoy88, Jan 24, 2017
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    Ducks.

    I have 8 pet ducks.
     
    #237 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 24, 2017
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    Is that an option I missed?
     
    #238 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
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    Here ya go Net, better patent it now while you still can!
     
    #239 Cmr88, Jan 24, 2017
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    I can envision a mirror ball type thing and a targetting game...
     
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