Or the time I caught myself on fire. I had a feeling after my brain tumor that I was impossible to kill, and everything I've experienced in the 9 years since has only reinforced that belief.
Ok socially thing can't get worse for me at this point I don't have any more friendships that can fall apart. And lets go back to a classic
That was like a week or two later. It was really awesome when my hand was melted and all the skin was a few inches to the side.
You got carousel demonic toilets, the mentally challenged guy with Superman delusions, the redneck that sets himself on fire, the Science Techy ring leader, and Debbie Downer who is fixing to shove his keys in a light socket.... Anything else you want to throw into this thread? I can't believe I am sober for this.
I was blasted out of the back of a stake truck by an exploding Geri gas can. In a time before cell phones I remember walking to a phone booth to call my boss-uncle with smoke coming off me. My not-very-bright-person of a cousin ignited a homemade propane flame heater in the truck without my knowledge and the flames licked the gas can which he --for some GOD FORSAKEN REASON-- put beside each other. I jump in the back of the truck to grab a sandblasting hose and hello Murphy's Law. WHOOOOOSH. All I saw was orange and I was on the side of the road. I felt like I was pepper sprayed on every inch of me. So I took the day off. Y'know? I was lucky. Nothing very painful, nothing worse than first degree. I could have been engulfed... Yeah, I was not happy.
Go shove a light in your toilet. It will improve your outlook... literally. Show us your tits. @Rush-O-Matic is on suicide watch and you'd be saving his life. Again, litterally.
Now that looks painful as a motherfucker. I've seen tar burns before that have done a number on flesh, burns are so unbelievably painful and the pain lingers for an eternity. Fire bad. That..was that a bonfire explosion or something?
Nah, that was the night I died and helpfully tried to cremate myself at the same time. The funny thing is it never really hurt, even days later.
Propane is C3H8, so it's really easy to make by buying some C4H10 and burning off with O2 to form CO2 and H2O. Goes faster if you do a whole big bucket a time and get your face real close when you strike the match.
Third degree burns hurt less because they fry deep to the nerves. Just to add: The post above is the closet anybody will ever come on here to accidentally writing a country song and not realizing it.