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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Well.

    Now I have plans for the weekend.
     
    #261 toytoy88, Jan 24, 2017
  2. Nettdata

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    I betcha he does realize it.
     
    #262 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
  3. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    #263 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
  4. Cmr88

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    There is already one borderline suicidal we don't need another one. So what did this one do? Shoot himself? Catch himself on fire? Blow himself up? Brain tumor? Is in prison? Don't keep me in suspense.
     
    #264 Cmr88, Jan 24, 2017
  5. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    If I do it at my current house, there will probably be more rubber dicks and Astro-glide involved.
     
    #265 toytoy88, Jan 24, 2017
  6. joule_thief

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    All this talk about glowing toilets made me remember I got one of these as a white elephant gift. It's installed, guess I didn't see the usefulness in it until now.
     
    #266 joule_thief, Jan 24, 2017
  7. Nettdata

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    He's coocoo for cocoa-puffs.

    And by cocoa-puffs, I mean boobs.
     
    #267 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2017
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    You rang? Sadly, nobody posts in the boobie thread anymore. I have to search the rest of the internet for boob pictures. It takes like, seconds and seconds. It's awful.
     
    #268 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 25, 2017
  9. Juice

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    Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.

     
    #269 Juice, Jan 25, 2017
  10. Hoosiermess

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    I just ordered some for myself. That should be hours of entertainment for the cats. I even ordered a couple extra to hit the $35 minimum for free next day shipping so it looks like my brother will be getting some "gifts". I bet if I'm patient I can sneak these into his house without him or his wife knowing...
     
    #270 Hoosiermess, Jan 25, 2017
  11. shegirl

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    Well well well. As we all know, red is my color and I come from the firey land below. Amazon here I come.
     
    #271 shegirl, Jan 25, 2017
  12. Nettdata

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    It had it's first prime time run last night (early this morning, really), and it worked flawlessly. No blindness, no pissing all over things in the dark... worked like a charm.
     
    #272 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
  13. shegirl

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    And it will also tell you when you need to clean your bowl. In bright lights and song.
     
    #273 shegirl, Jan 25, 2017
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    This is my new truth. I am fully on board with this meme:
     
    #274 Kubla Kahn, Jan 25, 2017
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    Rube. Aim a little higher. One day, I want a Japanese toilet. It'll clean itself, auto flush, warm the seat, supply various bidet splash patterns on your bum, dry your bum off, and more.

    I have big dreams.
     
    #275 bewildered, Jan 25, 2017
  16. shegirl

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    Well considering you do big business, this seems very appropriate.
     
    #276 shegirl, Jan 25, 2017
  17. bewildered

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    Big business requires big investments.
     
    #277 bewildered, Jan 25, 2017
  18. TX.

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    Y'all...every year Neimans has their holiday treats 50% off the day after Christmas. So, naturally I buy a shit-ton. If you haven't jumped on top of their chocolate chips cookies, you need to. I'm getting fat on them. Fuck Girl Scout cookies. This is my favorite cookie time of the year. Wheeee!
     
    #278 TX., Jan 25, 2017
  19. shegirl

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    And wide bowels.
     
    #279 shegirl, Jan 25, 2017
  20. Nettdata

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    All you need is good lube.
     
    #280 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
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